Its Only in Nigeria: Nigerian Jokes

A family in Nigeria was puzzled
when the coffin of their dead
mother arrived from the USA, sent
by their sister.
The tiny corpse was so tightly
squeezed inside the coffin that their
mother's face was practically
touching the glass cover. When
they opened the coffin, they found a
letter from their sister pinned to
their mother's chest, which read:-
Dearest brodas and sistos, I am
sending you our moda's remains
for burial de in Lagos. Sorry I
couldn't come along as tha
expenses were so high. You will
find inside de coffin, unda mama's
body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef
and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat.
Just share it among yourselves.
On Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren
T-shirts one is for Omo Roy and de
rest are my nephews. Mama is also
wearing one dozen Wonder Bra
(your favorite) just divide it among
yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's
Secret panties dat Mama is wearing
should be distributed among my
nieces and cousins.
Underneath mama's body is 20 kgs
of cocaine in sachets, which is
worth 120 million Naira. This
should take care of all of you and
the unborn babies in your bodies.
Don't bury her with all this
fortune.
Mama is also wearing eight Docker
pants - Ikeje, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for the
boys. The Swiss watch you asked
for is on Mama's left wrist, please
get it. Aunty Ifoma, mama is
wearing what you asked for ie
earrings, ring and necklace - please
just get dem. Also, the six pairs of
Chanel stockings that mama is
wearing must be
>divided among the teen-age girls
de I hope they like the color.
Yours loving sisto,
Nene
PS: plse take care of finding a dress
for her burial since all I had
dressed her in were your presents.
Afro cinema continues shortly,,,,,,A family in Nigeria was puzzled
when the coffin of their dead
mother arrived from the USA, sent
by their sister.
The tiny corpse was so tightly
squeezed inside the coffin that their
mother's face was practically
touching the glass cover. When
they opened the coffin, they found a
letter from their sister pinned to
their mother's chest, which read:-
Dearest brodas and sistos, I am
sending you our moda's remains
for burial de in Lagos. Sorry I
couldn't come along as tha
expenses were so high. You will
find inside de coffin, unda mama's
body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef
and 12 cans of Luncheon Meat.
Just share it among yourselves.
On Mama's head for Tunde's sons.
Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren
T-shirts one is for Omo Roy and de
rest are my nephews. Mama is also
wearing one dozen Wonder Bra
(your favorite) just divide it among
yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria's
Secret panties dat Mama is wearing
should be distributed among my
nieces and cousins.
Underneath mama's body is 20 kgs
of cocaine in sachets, which is
worth 120 million Naira. This
should take care of all of you and
the unborn babies in your bodies.
Don't bury her with all this
fortune.
Mama is also wearing eight Docker
pants - Ikeje, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for the
boys. The Swiss watch you asked
for is on Mama's left wrist, please
get it. Aunty Ifoma, mama is
wearing what you asked for ie
earrings, ring and necklace - please
just get dem. Also, the six pairs of
Chanel stockings that mama is
wearing must be
>divided among the teen-age girls
de I hope they like the color.
Yours loving sisto,
Nene
PS: plse take care of finding a dress
for her burial since all I had
dressed her in were your presents.
Afro cinema continues shortly,,,,,,