Wednesday, 7 May 2014

How to know she wants sex: True Love

You have met this hot lady in a
miniskirt. You almost cricked your
neck to have a glance at her
Fundamentos. She is waddling like
a lame duck. Damn, she is the
woman of your dreams, you quip.
Let’s just say, you hope of kissing
away that shadow of bachelorhood.
After days, months and even years of
dating, you are still oblivious
whether she got a G-spot for you.
Well, I did ransack through my
mind. I have even consulted some
astute researchers and I have
discovered some of the surest signs
to know if she loves you:

She will spare time for you
You’ve exchanged contacts and soon
you realize she kept your number
like an artifact in that museum (read
phonebook). She doesn’t bother
dialing you instead she has pushed
the ball to your court. There is this
cliché that women are good in
juggling with so many tasks at a go.
Henceforth, no matter how busy a
woman might be, she will always be
there for you.
She introduces you to people
around her
At nascent stages of your courtship,
she will introduce you to her
friends. She is not ashamed of
having you as part of her life. You
know you have hit the bull’s eye
when she introduces you to your
brother-in-law elect or even her
mother.

She will talk to you
You can gauge her commitment
through how she treats you. Is she
taking for a ride? Does she respond
to your short text messages? Well, if
it a resounding no...Call your shots.
Don’t waste your precious time
building magnificent castles in the
air. There is another man in her life.

She likes what you like
She knows the genre of food, the
perfume or even hairstyle you like.
No Kenyan men adore weaves.
(Please note that if they tell you
otherwise know that they are lying at
you). He’s just enduring through this
hell of the stench smell from the
hair. We believe they belong to
horses. Anyway this is story for
another day. When she is afraid of
losing you, she will sacrifice a lot-
like absconding that good-for-
nothing hairstyle.

Future
Are you part of her future? Or has
she relegated you to be her escort
man accompanying her to (her) Mr.
Right? Well, this tale-tale way that
you need to watch out. A woman
who suggestively talks of plans of
starting a family means you hold her
keys to a tomorrow.

Doctor+Love+kiss+100

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