MISTARI ZA KUTOANISHA, KUONGEA MBAYA NAYO...!!

Kuongea mbaya nayo!
CHALI:(anaenda chemist)mathe
dawa ya
deworming mnauza how much?
MATHE:mia mbili
CHALI:ati nn!si juzi mlikua
mnauza
50 bob
ama umeskia minyoo zangu ziko
na ball!?
CHALI:(anaenda super)hii
mattress
ni how
much?
ATTENDANT:huwezi ona iko na
price tag!ama
hujui kusoma nn
CHALI:unabonga aje ka doggy nkt
(checks the price tag)wacha
ujinga!mnauza
mattress moja hivi 10k!kwani
nkiilalia
staamka?
(dame anaenda kutembelea chali
yake)
DAME:Sweety nimekam tucheki
muvi
CHALI:Umedo poa sana.iyo ni gani
umebring?
DAME:Resident evil 5
CHALI:Ka ni ya Dj enda ukaonee
kwenu
DAME:Wacha ufala,mi nakaa
kuona
izo?
(anaiweka na anafinya play)
(after 5 min.,someone dies)
DAME:Kai,uyo jamaa amekufa!?
CHALI:(kimya)
(after 10 min.,a car xplodes)
DAME:Gosh!gari poa ivo
imelipuka?!
CHALI:(anamuangalia tu bila
kusema kitu)
(after 5 min.,the co-starrin dies)
DAME:Aaaaaagh saa juu amedie
unataka
kunisho muvi haitaendelea!?
(chali anaamka,anazima dvd na tv)
CHALI:Nkuulize kitu,umenicheki
kwa iyo muvi
nkiact ama uliskia budangu ni yee
alidirect?
nyi ni wale wasee mnapandanga
mat na
mnauliza dere anaenda wapi na
unaskia conda akisema "tao
mbao!".fanya ivi, ebu
smama chap chap unyoroshe
mtaani na izo maswali zako za
upuzi!kisigino ya kifaru.FUNDAAA.