UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PAYMENTS, UCL MONEY AWARDS

Uefa champions league is one and among many, the most favourite football game that people all over the world like watching. Amidst qualifying, after the play-offs, the football teams start earning money. With our analysis concerning the champions league for the season 2014-2015, this are the analysis from our research that we managed to compile. These guyz make alot of money for sure. Just see for yourself:- CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PRIZE MONEY 2015 1 Play...

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EBOLA IN KIAMBU KENYA

Panic gripped Kirigiti Village in Kiambu after a woman with Ebola- like symptoms died on Wednesday evening. The woman, who lived in a rented house, is reported to have started vomiting blood and bleeding from the nose earlier in the day. “She called me and requested me to rush her to the hospital. She was coughing, vomiting blood and bleeding from the nostrils, which really caused panic,” said Josephine Wanjiku, a neighbour. She collapsed at the...

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ADOPTION OF CHILDREN BANNED IN KENYA, MUJIPANGE KUZAA

The government of kenya has banned the adoption of Kenyan children by immigrants into the country. This comes after a decision was arrived at during a cabinet meeting chaired by President Uhuru Kenyatta in Nairobi Thursday. Licences of those involved in inter- country adoptions were revoked with immediate effect. “The decision has been informed by Kenya’s ranking by the Global Report on Trafficking in Persons 2014 that cited Kenya as a source, transit...

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UHURU SHOULD STEP DOWN, CORD EFFECT COMING SOON. [FULL STORY]

Cord leaders Thursday challenged President Uhuru Kenyatta to resign over rising insecurity a day after he told the public to play a bigger role in fighting crime. During yesterday’s prayer service for Homa Bay Senator Otieno Kajwang’ in Kisumu, the Cord politicians led by Mr Raila Odinga said the Jubileee Coalition had failed to provide security leading to death of innocent Kenyans. The cited the recent Mandera attacks in which 28 people were shot...

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UHURU KENYATTA PULLS STAND AGAINST HATERS, ELECTIONS 2017

President Kenyatta Wednesday told Kenyans to stop blaming his government alone for rising insecurity and play their role in securing the country. He was appearing in public for the first since returning from a four- day visit to the Middle East. While he was away, 28 people, mainly teachers, were executed by Al- Shabaab, the Somali militant group, in Mandera County. “No matter how much we do, there will never be one policeman for everyone, and unless...

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FORMAL NAMES' LIST OF THE MANDERA AL-SHABAAB ATTACK DEATH

Following the recent al-shabaab attacks in mandera county, the death toll hit 28 persons and this is the list of names of those who perished on the massacre day, 22nd of November 2014, 1.Timothy Wafula – Teacher 2. Nephine Muliro – Teacher 3. Mary Kilonzi – Teacher 4. Dennis Biesi Nyankemba – Teacher 5. Kennedy Kiraitu – Teacher 6. Philomena Muthiani – Teacher 7. Alex Makori – Teacher 8. Eric Omwenga – Teacher 9. Mildred Khasian – Teacher 10. Beatrice...

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FORMAL NAMES' LIST OF THE MANDERA AL-SHABAAB ATTACK DEATH

Following the recent al-shabaab attacks in mandera county, the death toll hit 28 persons and this is the list of names of those who perished on the massacre day, 22nd of November 2014, 1.Timothy Wafula – Teacher 2. Nephine Muliro – Teacher 3. Mary Kilonzi – Teacher 4. Dennis Biesi Nyankemba – Teacher 5. Kennedy Kiraitu – Teacher 6. Philomena Muthiani – Teacher 7. Alex Makori – Teacher 8. Eric Omwenga – Teacher 9. Mildred Khasian – Teacher 10. Beatrice...

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POWERFUL WITCHDOCTOR SAYS OTIENO KAJWANG' WILL RESURRECT SOON!! RAILA TO DIE

A 'powerfuL' witchdoctor from Homa Bay County has shocked residents of Mbita Constituency by claiming that the late Homa Bay Senator, Otieno Kajwang, who passed away on Tuesday night as a result of heart attack, is not really dead. The witchdoctor, who is said to have come out of a forest in Mbita, chanting and ululating in a strange language that nobody understood, said the gods from Luo Nyanza had not granted Kajwang’s wish to die and therefore...

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Al Shabaab full statement refuting claims GOK killed 100 of it's operatives

STATEMENT FROM AL SHABAAB We have seen the absurd claim by the Kenyan authorities that they killed our Mujahideen who carried out the Mandera attack, a totally baseless and unfounded claim. We confirm that our heroic Mujahideen are safe and didn't face any attack whatsoever after the successful operation they carried out by the grace of Allah. Claims like these are only spewed by the Kenyan authorities to cover up their failure to secure the safety...

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BURDEN OF BEING A MAN !!

1. LUO MAN has four wives,four galfrends.but loves his neighbours wife the most. 2.KIKUYU MAN one wife,one galfrend.but loves his galfrend the most 3.KALENJIN MAN has one wife,one galfrend.but loves his wife the most 4.TESO MAN has one wife,one galfrend. but loves his house maid the most. 5.LUHYA MAN two wives,two galfrends.but loves his wives' sisters the most. 6.KAMBA MAN one,two,three wives.several galfrends.loves the barmaid the most 7.KISII/MERU...

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West bromwich Claudio Yacob red card, Argentina midfielder. Diego costa, hazard score, chelsea 2-0 westbrom

West bromwich player Claudio Yacob gets issued with a RED CARD.  Claudio Yacob was sent off for West Brom after a two-footed challenge against Chelsea striker Diego Costa. Score updates read as:==> Chelsea 2-0 WBA (29 mins) . By Rechity news...

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‘al Shabaab’ blamed for murder of 28 Mandera bus passengers

MANDERA (Xinhua) -- Suspected ‘al Shabaab’ militants attacked a public passenger bus in Mandera, northern Kenya, early Saturday, killing 28 people and injured several others, government official and police confirmed.Mandera East Deputy County Commissioner, Elvis Korir, said initial reports indicate that a team of more than 100 armed gunmen stopped the Nairobi-bound bus and ordered everyone out at around 5:30 a.m. local time.    "We are told the 100 armed men stopped the bus just after it left Arabia area and all the passengers...

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MADEM, HEBU CHOPINI HII TAFASALI...!!

DEAR LADIES! IF YOUR BOYFIE IS A JALUO...NEVER LET HIM ANSWER YOUR PHONE ON YOUR BEHALF NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES* ONYANGO: Njeri, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your attention NJERI: Ati? ONYANGO: Simu yako kwisalia. Mtu anapigia wewe sahu NJERI: Bado niko kwa shower sweety, please receive it for me ONYANGO: Hallo…. CALLER: Njeri..eh, weko? Ne mwigithania ne ikomi na emwe ONYANGO: Your...

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KENYATTA UNIVERSITY STUDENT DARES HIS LIFE FOR HIS LOVERBIRD CATCH!

With the growing numbers of universities in kenya, the intake for both male and female students has risen to upto 40% in each and every semester. In higher education set up, relationships are a no doubt because there is no regulations as were in high schools. The freedom and peer pressure divert majority of the students into ambiguous activities like raving, drinking, smoking, chewing mitaa or mogoka and other many activities that make them backslide. Nevertheless,...

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GERALD OTIENO KAJWANG' PROFILE, HISTORY, HOMA BAY SENATOR, MBITA, BY-ELECTIONS

Gerald Otieno Kajwang' Otieno Kajwang was a Member of the Kenyan Senate since 28 March 2013 till 19 November 2014 His home Constituency was Homa Bay County in nyanza province. He served as thr Minister of State for Immigration and Registration of Persons for a very short period but with good performance before a cabinet reshuffle was done. He served in office from the yrar 2008 until the year 2013, in the reign of President Mwai kibaki. President...

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GERALD OTIENO KAJWANG' PASSES ON.. HOMA-BAY SENATOR DIES, MBITA, MATER HOSPITAL, CARDIAC ARREST

19th November, 2014 - Senator Otieno Kajwang is dead. The CORD Senator, who is a prolific orator and a champion of bado mapambano, suffered a heart attack at his home and was rushed to The Mater Hospital in Nairobi’s South B area where he unfortunately lost his life. We will give you more details as we gather them but for now, we send our deepest condolences to the family, friends, relatives, Homa Bay people and the whole country. May his soul rest...

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ERIC OMONDI FACEBOOK PAGE HACKED!!

Sometimes last week, top comedian Eric Omondi reported that his Facebook page with more than 500, 000 likes had been hacked by an unknown person who was posting weird message. Speaking to VibeWeekly , the sensational comedian said that he was able to regain control of the page after parting with some cash. “The guy who took it got in touch and demanded for money and i paid up”. Eric was unwilling to disclose how much he had to part with, but we can...

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HOW JUBILEE RIGGED ELECTIONS, U

The Jubilee Coalition colluded with corrupt election officials to print extra ballot papers that were used to rig the 2013 presidential election, the Coalition for Reforms and Democracy has claimed. Cord leader Raila Odinga on Tuesday said the extra ballot papers were printed by Smith & Ouzman, a British firm, and smuggled into Kenya days before the March 2013 elections. “Extra ballot papers were printed and transported to Kenya through Geneva,...

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ARSENAL VS MANCHESTER UNITED 2014|2015, INJURIES, ANALYSIS, SCORERS, CARDS

The EPL (English premier league courtesy of Barclay's) football match between Arsenal fc and Manchester united fc is back again for the season 2014/2015 first league. THE ARSENAL CURRENTLY INJURED PLAYERS LIST. 1. David Ospina - Thigh Injury 2.Mathieu Debuchy - Ankle 3.Laurent Koscielny - Achilles 4.Abou Diaby - Calf Strain 5.Mikel Arteta - Hamstring. MANCHESTER UNITED CURRENTLY INJURED PLAYERS LIST. 1.David De Gea - Finger 2.Jesse Lingard - Knee 3.Rafael...

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MABABI KUWAKILISHA NA U-SOURCE , WAAAAH !!

Nahusko Dubz kuna campo nifla ina julikana kama American University of Dubai. Hiyo chuo majority ya mastiude wako miaka ka 24/25,lakini jo!uki yebi parking lot unaweza chizi. Zile mandae ziko parking uta get ndae kama Rolls-Royce,Ferrari, Aston Martin na akina Bently.Hizi ni zile ndae una expect kuzi yebi kwa ma filo zile noma noma.Lakini kwa hisihi campo ni ma stiude wakonazo.Ndae kama Range Rover ni gari iko chini tu sana, Inasemekana ni gari ya...

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HILARIOUS,,, TRENDING IMAGES TODAY !!

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UTAMU WA MAPENZI, KUDINYANA RELOADED!!

Ata kama ni hatespeech leo nataka kusema yote na sijali kama ni mchana nataka kuongelea stori ya bedrum sai!! SEX. watu wengi ucheat wakiwa kwa relationships mpaka unashindwa ni sex hapewi ama ni nini mbaya. madame husema pussy ni pussy zote zina taste same. sawa nimekubali zote ni same tafauti ni venye mnapeana. sasa ukilala kama bata umekuja uso nikama umekosewa unadhania kuna mwanaume atarudi hapo tena? yet kuna madame uchangia kwa hii mchezo...

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BONOKO MONTHLY SALARY, MBUSI

I think by now everyone is aware that Mbusi left Ghetto Radio for Radio Jambo - Radio Africa's Swahili radio station. The hugely popular presenter submitted his resignation letter to his former bosses last week, and he hosted his last show on Friday. Together with Bonoko, Mbusi had made Goteana the most listened to afternoon show, and Radio Africa hopes he can bring the same success to Lion's Place. Read: Mbusi Quits Ghetto Radio Now, it is emerging...

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GOVA KUDEDI JU YA TEI,GEJ, WABA SHENG SLANG LATEST

Kuna karau/mbanga nifla alilazimishwa ku take tot kinde na sita (16) za makali na azikunywe na dakika salasa. Akiwa kwa harakati ya kunywaku aka lemewa na aka anza kumwaora. Na hakuna venye msee mwingine angemsaidia kunywaku. Hata wife wa kwake alikuwa hasapo lakini hangemsaidia kunywaku juu ilikua dare ya aina yake. Sa vile boiz alianza kumwaora, wife alikuwa anataka kumuokolea lakini du. Hata ma gova wenzake na wasee hu serve kwa baesa hawange...

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KENYAN JOKES 2014|2015, NYERI COUNTY CENTRAL, KUKALIWA CHAPATI NAYO...!

Jinsi ya kutunga sentensi ukitumia neno “KUKU”… (amama 20) - kuku yule ni mpenzi wa njoroge. - l am a KUKUyu from Nyeri COWnty - Hi! am Mwangi frm Nyeri.KUKUmiss nayo! - Siku Hizi KUKU amekuwa mtamu na mapenzi..nkt!!!! mayai ya kuku kutoka nyeri sikuli ngo! - My husBIRD is so HENsome! Mwangi amenunua KUKUmanga - Mundu wa nyomba #alimanga kuku na ugali usiku. - Mwanaume wa nyeri alimwaga baada ya bibi yake kumwam kukumiss nayo…, #Adisi...

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I TREAT YOU SO BECAUSE YOU ARE...

I mostly had a week full of thought on the relationship between how people treat me and how I think/treat myself. I realized that we are a direct reflection of how we want to be treated. Think of it this way, why would you cuddle up garbage like a teddy bear if it stinks so bad? or would you throw away sweet smelling cologne that you like so much? I don’t think so. I was in a situation where I had a close friend of mine seriously disrespect me, I...

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KENYAN TRIBES BY MONEY SPENDING BUDGET, LOL.... KENYAN JOKES 2014|2015|2016

What each Kenyan tribe would do with a 1 million shilling loan 1. Luo: Rent a house in south B which goes for 30k per month,paint it and furnish with 300k,party with friends and her girlfriend,hire a taxi each morning to take him to work. 2. Kisii: Buy a plot in Rongai and construct a mud hut,the rest use it to help other family members. 3. Luhya: Marry a second wife, pay dowry,buy several chicken and construct a room for them,buy 100 sacks of maize...

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SHENG SLANG, SWAHILI WORDS, DICTIONARY, NAIROBI

So if you are ever in Nairobi, there are certain words you will hear people say. It is nice to familiarize yourself with them and maybe surprise someone with your basic sheng, here we go: Greetings All of the following words mean ‘hello, how are you doing?’ 1. Niaje (knee-ah- jay). 2. Sasa. Pronounced as it is. 3. Mambo.(ma-m-bow). It could also be something like ‘Mambo vipi’, which is also acceptable. 4. Howayu- Pronounced like ‘How are you’ without...

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HOW TO RELIEVE TOOTHACHE, HOME REMEDIES

Clean your teeth thoroughly. At times, tiny pieces of food left stuck inside the tooth with a cavity can cause a toothache. Brushing and flossing around the affected tooth can help ease the pain, especially if the toothache is due to gingivitis (inflammation caused by plaque). Rinse the mouth with salty water. This can help ease a toothache particularly one caused by a mild infection or a blow to the tooth. Dissolve a spoonful of table salt in warm...

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WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT DIEGO COSTA, CHELSEA

Diego Costa...Born on 26th of October 1988 Altethico Madrid signed him 2006 Braga(Loan)2006--07-- 0 goal Celta Vigo(loan)2007--08. 4goals Albacete (Loan)2008--09. 10goals Valladolid(loan)2009--10. 7goals R.valleycano(loan) 2011-12. 9goals Ath Madrid (signed)2006 -14. 45goals Chelsea(signed)2014 till date. 10 goals Spain national Team. 1 goal Total= 86 career goals Trophies Won =3... # Alexis Sanchez 19 December 1988 Cobreloa (signed) 2004--05. 9...

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NYOTA NDOGO ENGAGED, DANISH BUSINESSMAN

Nyota Ndogo whose official name is Mwanaisha Abdalla got engaged to her Danish boyfriend Henning Neilsen. The two who are set to wed, have been dating for nine months. “I just woke up and got a ring on my finger and I thank God for everything. My fiancé doesn’t only love me but he even loves my two children,” the mother of two told World In. She added that her wedding will be a low profile event with family and few friends in attendance. Looks like...

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FEMALE UNIVERSITY STUDENT INFECTS 2000 MEN WITH HIV VIRUS, Nov 11th 2014

A female student in Kenya university has revealed that she has infected a total of 324 men with the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV). The HIV positive girl, who attends the Kabarak University in Nakuru, is said to have been infected by a man at a party. The unidentified 19-year old is allegedly aiming to infect a total of 2000 men in revenge. According to our reports,: The girl allegedly contacted Kenyan Scandals on Facebook and claimed...

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SHOCKING !!! K.U STUDENTS GET STUCK DURING SEX

News flying in indicate that Drama unfolded outside one of the ladies hostels in K.U during the weekend, after word went round like a burnig bush, that two intense lovers had got stuck into each other during an amorous congress, and had been rushed to the health unit hospital for a “separation of powers” of witchcrafty. The shocking news attracted a huge crowd of students and villagers from K.M market who created a lot of traffic outside...

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Taylor Newcastle U21, Scores a hatrick, 2 goals and an on-goal

Taylor Newcastle U21, Scores a hatrick, 2 goals and an on-goal. Newcastle DC lost many chances at goal post but this just the analysis of upto first half. More news coming......

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MISHE MISHE SONG - CANNIBAL AND ZAKKAH (KALAMASHAKA)

After their rise, came their downfall that left them so frustrated. “However, even before we could apply and write a coherent proposal, the guys started spreading rumours that I was purposely trying to stop them from progressing,” says Nynke. Being a young white girl in a foreign country with no friends, she went into depression. When she recovered, she was shocked. “The one time I stepped into the studio, it stunk of piss. They spent days there...

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KIKUYU WOMEN DESCRIBED!! KENYAN JOKES 2015

Muthoni- They are polite and quiet but get pregnant a lot. Wanjiku- most are beautiful. Wangare- They talk a lot! Wangui- They act like they know it all. Nyambura- A little bit shady. Wairimu- Very intelligent. Nduta- They are players. Shiro- They are drama queens. Njeri- Cheeky and funny. Wangeshi- They are caring. Njoki- They are very holy and close to God. Washuka- They love sex a lot. Wambui- Very choosy and secretive. Nyawira- They love being...

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THROW-BACK, HOW PHONE RINGTONES WERE MADE

Technology imetoka far over the years. Day yenye nangos ziliingia hasapa 254 bado iko fresh kwa raiya kadhaa hasapa na ilikua status symbol jamo ya vungu sana. Nangos zilikua zinakindwa bei ingine mwenda, mtu few sana ndio walikua wanawezana pekee. Usitake jua size ya hizi nangos ilikua aje pia..karibu mtu ashonee nangos bag ndio aweze kutembea nayo, si kaa these days. Kuna vitu wathii hukaa hivi wanakumbuka alafu wanakiche vile tumemuka...

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