What each Kenyan tribe would do
with a 1 million shilling loan
1. Luo: Rent a house in south B
which goes for
30k
per month,paint it and furnish with
300k,party
with
friends and her girlfriend,hire a taxi
each
morning to
take him to work.
2. Kisii: Buy a plot in Rongai and
construct a
mud
hut,the rest use it to help other
family
members.
3. Luhya: Marry a second wife, pay
dowry,buy
several chicken and construct a room
for
them,buy
100 sacks of maize to counter
hunger.
4. Kikuyu: Buy a plot in Kamulu add
to other
savings
to construct a rental house, use Sh.
800 to
drink
alone in a corner.
5. Maasai: Buy 200 cows, marry a
third wife
and
pay 20 cows as dowry.
6. Kalenjin: Rent a single room in
Korogocho,
save
200k,pay school fees for his 16
siblings, marry
and
start drinking.
7. Kamba: Hire a local witchdoctor to
inform
him of
any misfortune,use 100k to bribe a
manager to
employ him as a messenger with a
salary of
3k,build a mud hut his mother at
home.
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