KIKUYU WOMEN DESCRIBED!! KENYAN JOKES 2015

Muthoni- They are polite and
quiet but get
pregnant a lot.
Wanjiku- most are beautiful.
Wangare- They talk a lot!
Wangui- They act like they know it
all.
Nyambura- A little bit shady.
Wairimu- Very intelligent.
Nduta- They are players.
Shiro- They are drama queens.
Njeri- Cheeky and funny.
Wangeshi- They are caring.
Njoki- They are very holy and
close to God.
Washuka- They love sex a lot.
Wambui- Very choosy and
secretive.
Nyawira- They love being
pampered and
coaxed.
Mukami- No nonsense and don't
entertain
bullshit!
Nyaguthii- They rarely stick at one
place.
Always on the go!
Waitherero- Very clean.
Waithera- They have a big heart
and very
patient.

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DRAMA AT KANYARI'S CHURCH THIS PAST SUNDAY, JICHO PEVU EXPOSURE

It looks like Kenyans are the most difficult people when it comes to learning. Embattled Salvation Healing Ministry preacher Victor Kanyari went on with service at his church in the city amid tight security by hired men. The service at Cross Road in Nyamakima area went on as usual but those who went in had to be vetted and screened by a group of youths who stood on the staircase heading to fourth floor of the church.

The youth chased away journalists who tried to venture into the church saying they were spoilers. "These are journalists and should not be allowed in. Where are you going?" one of them shouted before the journalists faked saying they were going to an electronic shop on the second floor. And in fear of being harmed, the journalists left the place.

Meanwhile, shouts of praises and music emanated from the church as the other worshipers went on with their businesses. The development came in the wake of investigations that have been launched into claims of fraud. For only Sh310, the pastor, who is now on every Kenyan's lips, promised to cure all manner of diseases including HIV and Aids, find jobs for the unemployed, and paraded different people who had allegedly benefited from his miracles. Such a pity really what Kenyan worshipers have to go through day in day out.

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PASTOR KANYARI JOKES, BETTY BAYO KENYAN JOKES 2014|2015

"Pastor" Kanyari doesn't threatens people but he THREE TENS (310/-) people!

Kenyan Politicians too have their seeds bt in different names; pesa mashinani, okoa kenya, cdf and many more

Nackia ckuizi bra za madem
zinaitwa "nyumba za kanyari"

"unapromote Rose Muhando na hajalipia hii show"

kama kanyari anaweza danganya a
whole congregation with a
potassium permanganate na ni form
2 dropout na angesoma mole
concept na organic chemistry si
angetengeza a burning bush

English p1.
Qn. Kanyari likes ladies tits! Complete with a question tag.

Answer: titn't he?

Ati we should not judge Betty Bayo because Wilbroda too
has no clue what Papa Shirandula does for a living and they are still together!

Jesus turned water into wine,
Kanyari turned Potassium
permanganate and water into blood

Nisimamishie mbegu ya 310 ukue prezzo 2017 miujiza pap.

Kanyari is good in chemistry and his wife in biology hence her name bayo(bio)

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