KBL to introduce a low-priced brand in the market, to counter illicit brews.

Kenya: Battle for a share of the low- end alcohol market is set to go a notch higher. This follows plan by Kenya Breweries Limited (KBL) to introduce a low-priced brand in the market, to counter illicit brews. While there is a ban on spirits sold in sachets, most of these brands have surfaced in rural areas where business is booming.

Nairobi’s newest socialite Corazon Kwamboka is not keen on covering those curves

Following a few weeks of silence, she has unleashed a new set of pictures, which many would say are a little more decent that her previous ones

ken wa maria proposes to lupita

Ken wa Maria has released a new song dubbed Lupita Nyong’o in which he proposes marriage to the Oscar award winning actress. In the song, Ken wa Maria promises to take Lupita to his home in Matuu and together they will bring forth many

Who would resist arest?

A certain police woman on Kiambu road has caught the public eye, not sure whether its for a good or bad reason. The officer in question has her photos making rounds on the internet thanks to her tight skirt.

hurchil becomes kenyas first individual to hit 1m facebook likes

Daniel Ndambuki, better known as Churchill, yesterday became the first Kenyan individual to reach 1 million likes on Facebook.

Showing posts with label SWAHILI JOKES 2015|2016. Show all posts
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Thursday, 13 November 2014

KIKUYU WOMEN DESCRIBED!! KENYAN JOKES 2015

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Muthoni- They are polite and
quiet but get
pregnant a lot.
Wanjiku- most are beautiful.
Wangare- They talk a lot!
Wangui- They act like they know it
all.
Nyambura- A little bit shady.
Wairimu- Very intelligent.
Nduta- They are players.
Shiro- They are drama queens.
Njeri- Cheeky and funny.
Wangeshi- They are caring.
Njoki- They are very holy and
close to God.
Washuka- They love sex a lot.
Wambui- Very choosy and
secretive.
Nyawira- They love being
pampered and
coaxed.
Mukami- No nonsense and don't
entertain
bullshit!
Nyaguthii- They rarely stick at one
place.
Always on the go!
Waitherero- Very clean.
Waithera- They have a big heart
and very
patient.
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Wednesday, 12 November 2014

PASTOR KANYARI JOKES, BETTY BAYO KENYAN JOKES 2014|2015

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"Pastor" Kanyari doesn't threatens people but he THREE TENS (310/-) people!

Kenyan Politicians too have their seeds bt in different names; pesa mashinani, okoa kenya, cdf and many more

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Nackia ckuizi bra za madem
zinaitwa "nyumba za kanyari"

"unapromote Rose Muhando na hajalipia hii show"

kama kanyari anaweza danganya a
whole congregation with a
potassium permanganate na ni form
2 dropout na angesoma mole
concept na organic chemistry si
angetengeza a burning bush

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English p1.
Qn. Kanyari likes ladies tits! Complete with a question tag.

Answer: titn't he?

Ati we should not judge Betty Bayo because Wilbroda too
has no clue what Papa Shirandula does for a living and they are still together!

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Jesus turned water into wine,
Kanyari turned Potassium
permanganate and water into blood

Nisimamishie mbegu ya 310 ukue prezzo 2017 miujiza pap.

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Kanyari is good in chemistry and his wife in biology hence her name bayo(bio)

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