31 THINGS A GIRL WISHES HER BOYFRIEND KNEW AND TO DO FOR HER.

This is a list of 31 things every girl wishes her boyfriend knew... so truu!!!

looks around suspiciously and whispers Hey girls, after your done reading grab your bf and make him read it too!!!!

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.

#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.

#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.

#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.

#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

#13 When she's scared, protect her.

#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.

#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

#23 When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.

#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

#25 Don't let her have the last word.

#26 Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.

#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.

#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.

#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

#30 When she says she's OK, don't believe it, talk to

her about it, because 10 yrs later she'll still remember it.

#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.








By Toboa siri

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DRAMA AT KANYARI'S CHURCH THIS PAST SUNDAY, JICHO PEVU EXPOSURE

It looks like Kenyans are the most difficult people when it comes to learning. Embattled Salvation Healing Ministry preacher Victor Kanyari went on with service at his church in the city amid tight security by hired men. The service at Cross Road in Nyamakima area went on as usual but those who went in had to be vetted and screened by a group of youths who stood on the staircase heading to fourth floor of the church.

The youth chased away journalists who tried to venture into the church saying they were spoilers. "These are journalists and should not be allowed in. Where are you going?" one of them shouted before the journalists faked saying they were going to an electronic shop on the second floor. And in fear of being harmed, the journalists left the place.

Meanwhile, shouts of praises and music emanated from the church as the other worshipers went on with their businesses. The development came in the wake of investigations that have been launched into claims of fraud. For only Sh310, the pastor, who is now on every Kenyan's lips, promised to cure all manner of diseases including HIV and Aids, find jobs for the unemployed, and paraded different people who had allegedly benefited from his miracles. Such a pity really what Kenyan worshipers have to go through day in day out.

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3 UON STUDENTS CHARGED WITH ROBBERY WITH VIOLENCE, BABU OWINO PAYS 300,000 FOR THEIR RELEASE

News coming in indicate that three students from university of Nairobi have been charged with robbery with violence at the industrial area prisons.
Apparently, they seem lucky under the stated charges. This follows after UoN president Mr.Babu owino emerged to defend the comrades against the case.
This is what Babu owino posted in the popular students facebook group "COMRADES FORUM"

"Three comrades were arrested n
charged with robbery with
violence yesterday,currently in
industrial area prison,total cash
bail required is 300k,their parents
are calling n have nothing to
pay.i will pay for them this money
but let them be warned,use
brains not muscles to get
something."

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VICTOR KANYARI SET TO JOIN KENYATTA UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF AGRICULTURE

The renowned prophet of God is set
to join Kenyatta university main
campus during the January 2014 in
take.

The controversial man of God
who is known for his panda mbegu
fame has announced publicly
through his PA that he is quitting
preaching and is now set to join the
2nd best university in Kenya to
pursue a Bachelor's Degree in Seed
production.

KUSA president, George Thuku has
urged comrades to shun from
insulting the talented prophet come
January.

WELCOME/KARIBU KANYARI!!

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HOW TO KNOW "UMEKALIWA CHAPATI" BY A WOMAN

1. She plans your time:
When your girl starts to schedule
your days for you, without even
telling you , be very afraid! Does
your girlfriend constantly just put
her own plans into your schedule
without letting you know? It’s a
sign, guys.
2. She is always right you are
wrong:
Another sign that she is controlling
you, is if she always, always has to
be right. Like you have no say in
any discussion. Even if you are
more knowledgeable on the subject ,
she constantly has to be right about
it. Even if she’s completely wrong.
3. Demands all of your
attention:
When I say all of the attention, I
mean, all of your attention. I know
that it’s hard to believe, but there
are girls out there that want to
really control every bit of attention
that you have. Whether you are
visiting with your friends or you are
seeing your family, she’ll get upset
by it. She wants all your focus to be
on her.
4. Comments on how you spend
your money:
You know all of those snide
comments that she makes about how
you spend your hard-earned cash?
Why did you buy that instead of
this? That’s a sign.
She is trying to control exactly how
you spend your money.
Who knows what will happen if she
ever gets hold of your bank account!

5. Too mooshy wooshy in public:
When both of you are in public, her
arm is always around you, and
whats with all the mooshy wooshy
kisses and a need to be touched all
the time when in public? It’s because
she wants everyone to know that
you are taken.
6. Endless phone calls:
When you do luckily manage to get
away from your girlfriend and all of
her demands..
You are finally spending time with
your friends and family…What does
she do?
Does she constantly call you when
you not around? That’s a sign right
there.
7. Plans out your future:
How about your job? Have you
gotten a job? Have you gotten a
promotion yet? What are your goals
for the next ten years? Well, she
probably even already has your goals
determined for you. It might not
even be the goals you want to follow!
If your girlfriend is already mapping
a ten year plan for you… be very
afraid! Or not?

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PASTOR KANYARI JOKES, BETTY BAYO KENYAN JOKES 2014|2015

"Pastor" Kanyari doesn't threatens people but he THREE TENS (310/-) people!

Kenyan Politicians too have their seeds bt in different names; pesa mashinani, okoa kenya, cdf and many more

Nackia ckuizi bra za madem
zinaitwa "nyumba za kanyari"

"unapromote Rose Muhando na hajalipia hii show"

kama kanyari anaweza danganya a
whole congregation with a
potassium permanganate na ni form
2 dropout na angesoma mole
concept na organic chemistry si
angetengeza a burning bush

English p1.
Qn. Kanyari likes ladies tits! Complete with a question tag.

Answer: titn't he?

Ati we should not judge Betty Bayo because Wilbroda too
has no clue what Papa Shirandula does for a living and they are still together!

Jesus turned water into wine,
Kanyari turned Potassium
permanganate and water into blood

Nisimamishie mbegu ya 310 ukue prezzo 2017 miujiza pap.

Kanyari is good in chemistry and his wife in biology hence her name bayo(bio)

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