HOW TO KNOW "UMEKALIWA CHAPATI" BY A WOMAN

1. She plans your time:
When your girl starts to schedule
your days for you, without even
telling you , be very afraid! Does
your girlfriend constantly just put
her own plans into your schedule
without letting you know? It’s a
sign, guys.
2. She is always right you are
wrong:
Another sign that she is controlling
you, is if she always, always has to
be right. Like you have no say in
any discussion. Even if you are
more knowledgeable on the subject ,
she constantly has to be right about
it. Even if she’s completely wrong.
3. Demands all of your
attention:
When I say all of the attention, I
mean, all of your attention. I know
that it’s hard to believe, but there
are girls out there that want to
really control every bit of attention
that you have. Whether you are
visiting with your friends or you are
seeing your family, she’ll get upset
by it. She wants all your focus to be
on her.
4. Comments on how you spend
your money:
You know all of those snide
comments that she makes about how
you spend your hard-earned cash?
Why did you buy that instead of
this? That’s a sign.
She is trying to control exactly how
you spend your money.
Who knows what will happen if she
ever gets hold of your bank account!

5. Too mooshy wooshy in public:
When both of you are in public, her
arm is always around you, and
whats with all the mooshy wooshy
kisses and a need to be touched all
the time when in public? It’s because
she wants everyone to know that
you are taken.
6. Endless phone calls:
When you do luckily manage to get
away from your girlfriend and all of
her demands..
You are finally spending time with
your friends and family…What does
she do?
Does she constantly call you when
you not around? That’s a sign right
there.
7. Plans out your future:
How about your job? Have you
gotten a job? Have you gotten a
promotion yet? What are your goals
for the next ten years? Well, she
probably even already has your goals
determined for you. It might not
even be the goals you want to follow!
If your girlfriend is already mapping
a ten year plan for you… be very
afraid! Or not?