MERU COUNTY: The Government
should reconsider the amount of
money going to counties, otherwise
governors will push for a referendum
over revenue allocation, Council of
Governors Secretary Peter Munya has
said.
Speaking during the Meru County
Education Day at Kaaga Girls High
School, Munya said: “Meru county
was only allocated Sh5 billion from
the National Government. Of this,
they use 70 per cent to pay salaries.
We are left with Sh1.8 billion to
transform all the sectors.”
He said the nine sub counties will
each get Sh200 million which is
inadequate.
“We...
Monday, 28 July 2014
Saturday, 26 July 2014
Citizen TV actress Nancy Nyambura a.k.a Jastorina has dies
Citizen TV actress Nancy
Nyambura a.k.a Jastorina
has passed on. She used
to act on the programme
‘Jastorina’, which is a
local drama that airs on
S.K Macharia ‘s TV
station.
The programme,
Jastorina basically
highlights the working
life of a housegirl in a
middle income home in
the city. The housegirl is
called Jastorina and she
grew up in the village, so
it is interesting to see
how she adapts to life in
the big city. She was a
great actress on this
programme.
She also had a cameo
role on the courtroom
comedy “Mashtaka.”
Nyambura had been
suffering...
Hussein Machozi Mombasa politicians wife
Mombasa, Kenya: The late evening
Monday news, that controversial
Tanzanian artiste Hussein Machozi
had been caught pants down with a
Mombasa politician’s wife spread
like bush fire. From Kenya to
Bongoland, the showbiz arena was
all abuzz.
Hours before the rumour broke on
social media, a little bird called
Pulse, hitching to spill the gossip.
“Have you heard the big one,” our
informer charged.
“Hussein Machozi... he is in
trouble,” the snitch went...
LEAFLETS IN BUSIA KWANGAMOR
Residents of
Kwangamor village in Teso South,
Busia County are living in fear
following circulation of leaflets
warning of attacks.
The leaflets warned of plans to end
the lives of certain individuals and
destruction of property.
Amukura East ward representative
Dick Omukaga said the locals are
now spending nights in bushes or
sugarcane plantations for fear of
being attacked.
The leaflets were dropped at the
Chief's office and Akobwait trading
centre last Friday bearing the
message: “From Lamu we are coming
to Teso (Akobwait village) to collect
the...
Friday, 25 July 2014
The EACC Questions MUTUA, GITHONGO
The Ethics and Anti Corruption
Commission (EACC) officials have
questioned Machakos Governor
Alfred Mutua over alleged corruption
in his Count...
Relief for counties as High Court deal frees funds
Fears of county governments
running dry on funds were eased
on Friday after the Controller of
Budget agreed to release the
money immediately.
The deal was sealed in the High
Court by lawyers representing
Members of County Assemblies,
the Commission on Revenue
Allocation and the Controller of
Budget. Mr Justice Isaac Lenaola
witnessed the signing of the
consent which allowed the county
governments to withdraw half of
their budgets.
According to the...
RUTO TWITTER ACCOUNT HACKED
William
Ruto’s twitter account
hacked
A hacker group referring themselves
as ‘Anonymous Kenya’ Friday evening
hacked Deputy President William
Ruto's twitter account and posted an
offensive twee...
Fire in kibera slum, riots
Rioting youth burnt tyres and
blocked the road near Nakumatt
Prestige to protest demolition of
their kiosk...
DNG Disses Vera Sidika | One FM
Vera Sidika is not stopping at any
cost,she has taken her body
adjustments to a whole new
level.First it was her booty then her
complexion,she is in the “buy it if
you don’t have it” revolution.Yea we
totally get nowadays science has
made anything possible,even
creating your own clone,so our lady
is definitely going with the times.
Yesterday morning DNG the hype man
himself could not hide his
excitement on Vera’s new babies,she
must be on an agenda...
Thursday, 24 July 2014
Road Accident in Kisumu East Near Nyamasaria at Rabuor
West
Kenya
region
registered
a
fatal
road
accident
that
occurred on 16.5.12 at around 8.00
am between 62 seater bus and a 14
seater nissan matatu at Rabuor next
to Nyamasaria in Kisumu.The nissan
was heading to Ahero. The bus
heading to Busia from Mombasa
avoided colliding with a matatu that
had stopped dangerously by the
road side to pick a passenger thus
collided with an oncoming
matatu.The bus veered off the
road ,rolled before landing on its
side...
Wednesday, 23 July 2014
Vera Sidika enlarges her breasts
Turns out that while she was away,
Vera was busy growing her bust. She
debuted her new acquisitions on her
Instagram page.
This came as a shock to many seeing
how her bust earlier was pretty
damn good. Clearly, nothing is too
big for Sidika.
The reactions, naturally, were varied
with some Kenyans celebrating her
new look and others shaking their
heads in disappointmen...
Tuesday, 22 July 2014
Kabogo's son | Alvis kabogo
Kiambu County Governor William
Kabogo’s son is not shy about his
dad’s riches.
Alvin Kabogo ‘Junior’ a student at
University of Brighton in England
has been posting his expensive
lifestyle on Instagram. The videos
and photos are enough to launch
Kenya’s first ever ‘rich kids’ reality
show!
One of the posts is a screen shot of
Alvin having a conversation about a
Sh600,000 Dubai holiday getaway.
“Dubai sounds like a plan yallah tell
daddy “moneybags”...
VAGINA HYGIENE | VIRGINA INFECTIONS
''HOW TO KEEP DA VAGINA/ PUSSY
CLEAN''
Step 1. Wax or trim the hair down
on your
vagina…hair traps odour and we
don’t want
that
Step 2. Stop douching(kueka
matissuepaper
nkt) It’s bad for the
vagina..it’s fucking up the Ph
balance in your
shit
Step 3. Do not wash your vagina
with
scented soaps and body wash…
use something
like dove white, or the unscented
version
Step 4. Invest in baby wipes or
the vaginal
wipes to carry with you in your
purse. Use
them...
UoN comrades arrested
Three UoN comrades arrested for
drinking before
Mututho time. SONU Chair Babu
Owino goes to
Central Police Station and releases
them. Gives them
alcohol which they again drink right
in front of
Central Police. Of course, before
Mututho time.
One word for Babu Owino and the
comrad...
Monday, 21 July 2014
KDF AND GOVERNMENT WEBSITE HACKED
KDF and spokemans
twitter accounts hacked today.
Kenya defence forces and
spokesman’s twitter accounts have
been hacked by group Anonymous.
The group also hacked a government
agent websit...
Sunday, 20 July 2014
Kipkaren | Webuye accident
At least four people lost their lives
and 15 others were injured after a
truck lost control and overturned
at Kipkaren market near Webuye
on Sunday.
The affected people were trapped
beneath the truck and all of them
have since been removed and
taken to hospital according to
Kenya RedCross officials.
Kenya RedCross Director of
External Relations and Resource
Mobilization Wario Waita said
RedCross volunteers have managed
to take all the people who...
Saturday, 19 July 2014
Fresh Lamu bus attacks, 5 killed, 8 seriously injured
Five people including one
policeman were killed while eight
others were injured when armed
gunmen attacked a Tahmeed bus in
Lamu County. Among the eight
injured were four policemen and
four b...
OGOPA DJS LATEST NEWS, NEW ARTIST
Word on street has it that top
Kenyan artists signed to Ogopa
deejay have been kicked out
unceremoniously and their
contracts terminated.
According to sources, the studio’s
CEO, Lucas, is an angry man after
the artists bad-mouthed his woes
through the media.
The studio has been experiencing
massive financial losses and it’s at
the brink of collapse.
Most of the signed artists in the
embattled studio have been all
over the media talking ill of their
boss.
Last...
7 Reasons you should sleep naked
Good afternoon guys!!!
How Was Your Night
And Did You Sleep
Naked Last Night?
Here Are 7 Reasons
Why You Should Be
Sleeping Naked..
(1). Sleeping naked
allows smooth blood
circulation.
(2). Sleeping naked is
good for people
suffering insomnia.
(3). It streamlines
and accelerates the
skin processes by
uninterrupted air
flow.
(4). When you sleep,
there is a release of
anti-aging hormones.
Sleeping with clothes
on disrupts this cycle.
(5). Women should
note...
RAILA ODINGA has no University Degree | Metal Work Certificate
REVEALED: RAILA ODINGA has no
University Engineering Degree –
Only a Metal Work Certificate
We can now authoritatively
report that former Prime Minister
Raila Odinga has no recognised
University degree, and he has
been lying to the public for over
4 decades.
According to Otto Von Guericke
Universitat Magdeburg website,
the technical college, where
Raila purports to have attained
his degree became a University
in 1987.
Raila Odinga finished his studies
in 1970’s when the college was
offering craftsmanship certificates
for West German students who
specialized...
William ruto tells school heads ==>
Deputy President William Ruto has
told school heads to ensure money
given by government is used wel...
Friday, 18 July 2014
Nakuru Governor Kinuthia Mbugua on Friday urged the High Court to punish two MPs
Nakuru Governor Kinuthia Mbugua
on Friday urged the High Court to
punish two MPs for funding
hawkers to reconstruct sheds
demolished by county askaris.
Mr Mbugua said Nakuru Town
East MP David Gikaria and his
Nakuru Town West counterpart
Samuel Arama blatantly
disregarded court orders last
weekend and led hawkers in
reconstructing the sheds on road
reserves.
According to Mr Mbugua, the
orders issued by Justice Hellen
Omondi had directed the county
government...
Kambi Kazungu kicks Atwoli, FKE CEO from NSSF board of trustees
Francis Atwoli (left), the secretary
general of the Central Organization
of Trade Unions, speaking with
Labour Cabinet Secretary Kazungu
Kambi during Labour Day
celebrations at Uhuru Park on May
1, 2014.
Labour Cabinet Secretary Kazungu
Kambi has removed Francis
Atwoli, the general secretary of the
Central Organisation of Trade
Unions (Cotu), from the National
Social Security Fund (NSSF) board
of trustees.
Also removed Friday was
Federation of Kenya...
KENYAN JOKES, FACTS ~ ALVINA GACHUGU
NIAJE WAZITO,
**********************
Have you Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple, the
woman herself offers the other
one. And that was the origin of
"buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper
body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body
with a "P" Peticoat, panties,
pussy...No wonder men suffer
from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other
get naked. After sex, you dress
only yourself. Moral: In life no one
helps...
KENYAN JOKES 2014, Throwback! SHENG LANGUAGE
Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno “KUKU”… (15 Mks)
- kuku yule ni mpenzi wa
njoroge.
- l am a KUKUyu from Nyeri
COWnty
- Hi! am Mwangi frm Nyeri.KUKUmiss nayo!
- Siku Hizi KUKU amekuwa
mtamu na mapenzi..nkt!!!!
mayai ya kuku kutoka nyeri
sikuli ngo!
- My husBIRD is so HENsome!
Mwangi amenunua KUKUmanga
- Mundu wa nyomba #alimanga kuku na ugali usiku.
- Mwanaume wa nyeri alimwaga baada ya bibi yake kumwam kukumiss nayo…,
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JUST FOR LAUGHS, BEER
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 4
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: 200/=
Woman: And how long have you been
drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs 200 and you have 4
beers a day which puts your spending each
month at 24,000. In one year, it would be
approximately 288,000/=, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend 288,000, not
accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts
your spending at 5,760,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if...
Thursday, 17 July 2014
Odinga immortalised as Bondo University College gets Charter
President Kibaki signs the Charter
at Jaramogi Oginga Odinga
University of Science and
Technology.
Excitement engulfed Bondo town a
couple of days ago when President
Mwai Kibaki granted a Charter to
Bondo University College and
renamed it Jaramogi Oginga Odinga
University of Science and Technology
(JOOUST). It now becomes the 16th
full-fledged public university in
Kenya.
The President who arrived in the
company of Prime Minister, Raila
Odinga and...
Wednesday, 16 July 2014
Arsenal signs Debuchy
Arsenal to complete £10m Debuchy
move on Thursday
Arsenal will finally complete the 10
million pound signing of Newcastle
defender Mathieu Debuchy on
Thursday. The France international
will replace Bacary Sagna who leff
the Gunners for Manchester Cit...
Prof Jonathan ole Karei collapsed and die, UNIVERSITY CHANCELLOR DIES AFTER COLLAPSING
Chancellor of Jaramogi Oginga
Odinga University of Science and
Technology Prof Jonathan ole Karei
collapsed and died in a plane at
the Eldoret Airport on Wednesday
morning just as he was about to fly
to Nairobi.
Doctors tried to resuscitate in vain.
Prof Jonathan ole Karei is the
institution’s first chancellor after
his appointment by former
President Mwai Kibaki.
The university’s vice-chancellor
Prof Stephen Agong said the death
came as a surprise.
“The...
Tuesday, 15 July 2014
Lecturer dies after drinking illicit brew
6 more people succumbed to the
adulterated alcohol in Nandi and
Uasin Gishu counties, raising the
death toll to 28…….. The latest
victims include a high school teacher
and a lecturer in a local institution.
This comes as four people are
arrested in Nandi County in
connection with the deadly liquo...
Monday, 14 July 2014
When The Condom Breaks During Sex
There are times when in the heat of
the moment something goes wrong.
Sometimes the CD is too old or
damaged hence it breaks. Other
times it is not put on properly
which can cause a malfunction as
well. So if you find yourself in this
predicament, what do you do next?
When a CD breaks the partners
involved are at risk for HIV and
other STDs as well as pregnancy.
There are some responsible actions
that you can take to reduce your
risk of getting any...
Police jokes 2014
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors
house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe
me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my hou...
JKUAT Student burnt to death
JKUAT Student burnt beyond recognition as boyfriend becomes suspect!!
Police have launched investigations into the
death of a twenty-year-old JKUAT
university student burnt beyond
recognition in her room. Neighbors
point a finger at her boyfriend who
raised the alarm but police have
urged members of the public to wait
for the results of the post-mortem
examinatio...
Names of Lamu attackers
Intelligence reports say that Idris
Kamau, a Kenyan of Kikuyu ethnicity,
was the mastermind of the spate of
terror attacks in Lamu that have so
far claimed 87 lives. This information
is contained in a report prepared by
the National Intelligence Service
(NIS) and sent to police stations in
the Coast region on June 4.
The alert also indicated that a
former Kenya Defence Forces (KDF)
soldier, Abu Jamal, is in charge of a
cell of the Al Shabaab fighters...
Sunday, 13 July 2014
Esther Mwende Macharia Radio maisha is too hot & s€xy, single. PHOTO
Esther Mwende Macharia
Radio maisha Esther Mwende Macharia...
Argentina wins world cup 2014 | German
Thomas Muller has warned
Germany that Argentina will be
desperate to atone for back-to-back
quarterfinal defeats against his
side by winning on Sunday.
Die Mannschaft secured a 4-0
victory over the South Americans in
the last eight of the 2010 South
Africa World Cup after attaining a
4-2 win on penalties over the team
at the same stage in the 2006
tournament in Germany.
Muller stressed that Argentina
would be especially keen to avoid a
third failure...
Saturday, 12 July 2014
University rankings in kenya 2014 - Latest
Latest Kenya University rankings 2014:
1.) University of Nairobi 9
2.) Kenyatta University 34
3.) Strathmore University Nairobi 36
4.) Egerton University 65
5.) JKUAT 82
6.) Maseno University 126
7.) African Virtual University 131
8.) Moi University 137
9.) Kenya Methodist University 167
10.) Presbyterian University College 169
11.) Catholic University of Eastern Africa 198
12.) Mount Kenya University 201
13.) Daystar University 223
14.) KCA University 226
15.) Africa International University 253
16.) MMUST 256
17.) University...
University rankings in kenya 2014 - Latest
Latest Kenya University rankings 2014:
1.) University of Nairobi 9
2.) Kenyatta University 34
3.) Strathmore University Nairobi 36
4.) Egerton University 65
5.) JKUAT 82
6.) Maseno University 126
7.) African Virtual University 131
8.) Moi University 137
9.) Kenya Methodist University 167
10.) Presbyterian University College 169
11.) Catholic University of Eastern Africa 198
12.) Mount Kenya University 201
13.) Daystar University 223
14.) KCA University 226
15.) Africa International University 253
16.) MMUST 256
17.) University...
Friday, 11 July 2014
Arme kudedi ju ya tei/ gej- VIA SHENG LANGUAGE
Kuna arme flani alilazimishwa ku
take tot kinde na sita (16) za makali
na azikunywe na dakika salasa. Akiwa
kwa harakati ya kunywaku aka
lemewa na aka anza kumwaora. Na
hakuna venye msee mwingine
angemsaidia kunywaku. Hata wife wa
kwake alikuwa hasapo lakini
hangemsaidia kunywaku juu ilikua
dare ya aina yake. Sa vile boiz
alianza kumwaora, wife alikuwa
anataka kumsaidia lakini du. Hata
ma arme wenzake na wasee hu serve
kwa baesa hawange eza kumwokolea.
Sasa...
song transfer to Chelsea, man utd, van gaal
Man Utd, Chelsea chase Song
Manchester United and Chelsea are
both interested in bringing former
Arsenal man Alex Song back to the
Premier League. Barcelona has made
the Cameroonian available for
transfer for a fee of 20 million
pound...
Changamwe Police Station in Mombasa County attacked
Changamwe Police Station in
Mombasa County attacked
by heavily armed gunmen
who drove into the
compound and opened fir...
Neymar: Messi deserves to win the World Cup
Neymar has backed fellow
Barcelona star Lionel Messi ahead
of Argentina's World Cup final with
Germany, insisting the 27-year-old
deserves the victory.
La Albiceleste progressed to
Sunday's showpiece after defeating
the Netherlands 4-2 on penalties
on Wednesday, overcoming Louis
van Gaal's side after an uneventful
0-0 draw.
Despite the traditional animosity
between Brazil and Argentina,
Neymar insists that he would be
delighted if it was Messi that...
Nigeria ikadungwa sasi na FIFA, SHENG 2014
Imebaki team za futa Nigeria
zimegeiwa sasi na FIFA baada yaku
chuja wasee wa Nigeria Football
Federation(NFF), na kureplace na
sole administrator. FIFA inadai
watachorea kuwakazi kwa shuguli za
futa once wamechagua executive
committee ya (NFF) yenye inafaa.
Kulingana na hii statement ilikuwa
inadaisha NFF haitaweza wakilisha
kwa mechi zozote zenye zitafanyika
regional, continental ama
international zikiaffect hadi level za
ma klabu na friendly matches.
Juu...
Thursday, 10 July 2014
Andrew Kabogo flaunts her 'babe'
Kiambu Governor William Kabogo's
children, like their father, are not
shy when it comes to showing off
their lavish lifestyles.
A month ago, Heads Up wrote about
Alvin Kabogo, also known as Kabogo
Junior, a student at the University of
Brighton, England; after he posted
his pictures on Instagram.
Recently, we bumped into the
governor's eldest son, Andrew
Kabogo who is a replica of the
father.
Andrew is not an extreme showoff
like his younger brother...
SCHOLARI: "German is bullshit, nkt"
Brazil boss Luiz Felipe Scolari said
he had experienced the worst day
of his life after seeing his side lose
7-1 at home to Germany in the
World Cup semifinal at Estadio
Mineirao on Tuesday.
Scolari had claimed prior to the
match that his team could cope
without the injured Neymar and
suspended skipper Thiago Silva,
but Brazil soon capitulated against
Joachim Low's men and found itself
5-0 down after half an hour.
"It's the worst day of my life,"
Scolari...
Top reasons you should have sex everyday ~ Inbox kenya
If you thought that the only
benefit of sex was, well, pleasure,
here's some news for you. Making
love is good for adults. And making
love regularly is even better.
Not only does it help you sleep
well, relieve stress and burn
calories, there are also several
other reasons why you need to
have sex more often.
Improves cardiovascular health
A
recent study says that men who
have sex more than twice a week,
have a lesser risk of getting a heart
attack,...
President Uhuru Kenyatta with Prof Olive Mugenda, Kenyatta university administration complex
Universities should start projects
that not only advance their
academic mandate, but also benefit
communities, President Kenyatta
said on Wednesday.
Mr Kenyatta said if universities
used their resources prudently,
they would impact lives, both
within and outside their campuses.
This, he said, would be achieved
with strong public-private
partnerships.
“We shall readily support projects
owned by universities but whose
benefits trickle down to
communities...
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