Hussein Machozi Mombasa politicians wife

Mombasa, Kenya: The late evening
Monday news, that controversial
Tanzanian artiste Hussein Machozi
had been caught pants down with a
Mombasa politician’s wife spread
like bush fire. From Kenya to
Bongoland, the showbiz arena was
all abuzz.
Hours before the rumour broke on
social media, a little bird called
Pulse, hitching to spill the gossip.
“Have you heard the big one,” our
informer charged.
“Hussein Machozi... he is in
trouble,” the snitch went on before
starting to spill the juice he had
overheard.
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Hussein Machozi
Even though the news could not be
confirmed as Hussein Machozi had
reportedly been ‘deported’ back to
Tanzania and his phone went
unanswered, in another hour, a top
Mombasa blog posted the piece
blaring it with this long catchy
headline:
“MSANII HUSSEIN MACHOZI APOKEA
KICHAPO CHA MBWA NA KUPEWA
MASAA 24 KUONDOKA HAPA NCHINI
KENYA”. It sounded astonishing, so
damning like a fellow caught doing
drugs in Singapore.
“Msanii huyu mashuhuri wa bongo
flavor leo hii katika hoteli flani ya
kitalii hapa jijini Mombasa alijipata
matatani baada ya kupatikana akiwa
na mke wa kiongozi flani mashuhuri
wa hapa nchini. Yasemekana
mheshimiwa huyu amekua akimkulia
timing Machozi bila mafanikio lakini
leo siku arobaini zilitimia kwake
msanii huyu mkosa adabu,” read the
Blackstar Entertainment update
whose Facebook link had been
copied to the Pulse editor. In a
nutshell, the writer was insinuating
that Machozi had been having a
secret affair with a top politician’s
wife and after learning of it, the
politician had been tracking the two
all along until this day when he
‘caught them’.
“Msanii huyu alipatikana red handed
na mke wa kiongozi huyo kwa kitanda
na hapo ndipo masaibu yakamkumba
na kuamrishwa aondoke hapa nchini
kwa masaa aliopewa,” the dossier
concluded and so with an
exclamation: “Je, wewe kama shabiki
wake wamshauri vipi?”
Some Facebook responses were as
hilarious as the reports. One Job
Chilibasi reasoned that the news
would not stop a steamy affair as
‘watakutana huko bongo’ while Pettie
Nashipai added that ‘utamu wa
maisha, kipendacho roho
dawa...ashapata Hussein, ashapata
yake mbona mwamgeuzia?”
What more to add ...for that is this
week’s dispatch from the Coast!