KBL to introduce a low-priced brand in the market, to counter illicit brews.

Kenya: Battle for a share of the low- end alcohol market is set to go a notch higher. This follows plan by Kenya Breweries Limited (KBL) to introduce a low-priced brand in the market, to counter illicit brews. While there is a ban on spirits sold in sachets, most of these brands have surfaced in rural areas where business is booming.

Nairobi’s newest socialite Corazon Kwamboka is not keen on covering those curves

Following a few weeks of silence, she has unleashed a new set of pictures, which many would say are a little more decent that her previous ones

ken wa maria proposes to lupita

Ken wa Maria has released a new song dubbed Lupita Nyong’o in which he proposes marriage to the Oscar award winning actress. In the song, Ken wa Maria promises to take Lupita to his home in Matuu and together they will bring forth many

Who would resist arest?

A certain police woman on Kiambu road has caught the public eye, not sure whether its for a good or bad reason. The officer in question has her photos making rounds on the internet thanks to her tight skirt.

hurchil becomes kenyas first individual to hit 1m facebook likes

Daniel Ndambuki, better known as Churchill, yesterday became the first Kenyan individual to reach 1 million likes on Facebook.

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Friday, 18 July 2014

KENYAN JOKES 2014, Throwback! SHENG LANGUAGE

Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno “KUKU”… (15 Mks)

- kuku yule ni mpenzi wa
njoroge.

- l am a KUKUyu from Nyeri
COWnty

- Hi! am Mwangi frm Nyeri.KUKUmiss nayo!

- Siku Hizi KUKU amekuwa
mtamu na mapenzi..nkt!!!!
mayai ya kuku kutoka nyeri
sikuli ngo!

- My husBIRD is so HENsome!
Mwangi amenunua KUKUmanga

- Mundu wa nyomba #alimanga kuku na ugali usiku.

- Mwanaume wa nyeri alimwaga baada ya bibi yake kumwam kukumiss nayo…,

#Adisia

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