Friday 18 July 2014

KENYAN JOKES, FACTS ~ ALVINA GACHUGU

NIAJE WAZITO,

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Have you Noticed?

1. If you suck one nipple, the
woman herself offers the other
one. And that was the origin of
"buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper
body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body
with a "P" Peticoat, panties,
pussy...No wonder men suffer
from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other
get naked. After sex, you dress
only yourself. Moral: In life no one
helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but
nobody knows how many times
you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What
the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a
threesome, 2 is a twosome. So
next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it
becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's
panties wet, not her eyes. A wife
is supposed to make her
husband's dick hard, not his
life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her
friends touch her stomach and
say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch
the man's Penis and say "Well
done!".
Moral: Hard work is never
appreciated: Only result matters..

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