GOVERNORS WANT PAY RISE OR PUSH FOR REFERENDUM

MERU COUNTY: The Government
should reconsider the amount of
money going to counties, otherwise
governors will push for a referendum
over revenue allocation, Council of
Governors Secretary Peter Munya has
said.
Speaking during the Meru County
Education Day at Kaaga Girls High
School, Munya said: “Meru county
was only allocated Sh5 billion from
the National Government. Of this,
they use 70 per cent to pay salaries.
We are left with Sh1.8 billion to
transform all the sectors.”
He said the nine sub counties will
each get Sh200 million which is
inadequate.
“We are not going to lie. We are not
happy with how the National
Government is treating us in terms
of allocations. We need more
money,” said the governor. He said if
Jubilee wants to puncture the
opposition’s call for a referendum,
the Government must increase
funding for counties, because “all
counties have tasted development
and nobody wants a reversal of gains
made.”
The Council of Governors said the
Sh226 billion allocated to the
counties is not enough for them to
meet recurrent expenditure and
initiate development projects.
The county bosses have previously
threatened to collect one million
signatures from Kenyans to force the
Government to conduct a
referendum on revenue allocation to
counties. According to the
Constitution, counties should get a
minimum of 15 per cent of the
national revenue.

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Citizen TV actress Nancy Nyambura a.k.a Jastorina has dies

Citizen TV actress Nancy
Nyambura a.k.a Jastorina
has passed on. She used
to act on the programme
‘Jastorina’, which is a
local drama that airs on
S.K Macharia ‘s TV
station.
The programme,
Jastorina basically
highlights the working
life of a housegirl in a
middle income home in
the city. The housegirl is
called Jastorina and she
grew up in the village, so
it is interesting to see
how she adapts to life in
the big city. She was a
great actress on this
programme.
She also had a cameo
role on the courtroom
comedy “Mashtaka.”
Nyambura had been
suffering from
meningitis, a bacterial
infection of the brain,
and it is also believed to
be the cause of death.
Just yesterday she won a
Kalasha award. She
leaves behind two sons.

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Hussein Machozi Mombasa politicians wife

Mombasa, Kenya: The late evening
Monday news, that controversial
Tanzanian artiste Hussein Machozi
had been caught pants down with a
Mombasa politician’s wife spread
like bush fire. From Kenya to
Bongoland, the showbiz arena was
all abuzz.
Hours before the rumour broke on
social media, a little bird called
Pulse, hitching to spill the gossip.
“Have you heard the big one,” our
informer charged.
“Hussein Machozi... he is in
trouble,” the snitch went on before
starting to spill the juice he had
overheard.
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Hussein Machozi
Even though the news could not be
confirmed as Hussein Machozi had
reportedly been ‘deported’ back to
Tanzania and his phone went
unanswered, in another hour, a top
Mombasa blog posted the piece
blaring it with this long catchy
headline:
“MSANII HUSSEIN MACHOZI APOKEA
KICHAPO CHA MBWA NA KUPEWA
MASAA 24 KUONDOKA HAPA NCHINI
KENYA”. It sounded astonishing, so
damning like a fellow caught doing
drugs in Singapore.
“Msanii huyu mashuhuri wa bongo
flavor leo hii katika hoteli flani ya
kitalii hapa jijini Mombasa alijipata
matatani baada ya kupatikana akiwa
na mke wa kiongozi flani mashuhuri
wa hapa nchini. Yasemekana
mheshimiwa huyu amekua akimkulia
timing Machozi bila mafanikio lakini
leo siku arobaini zilitimia kwake
msanii huyu mkosa adabu,” read the
Blackstar Entertainment update
whose Facebook link had been
copied to the Pulse editor. In a
nutshell, the writer was insinuating
that Machozi had been having a
secret affair with a top politician’s
wife and after learning of it, the
politician had been tracking the two
all along until this day when he
‘caught them’.
“Msanii huyu alipatikana red handed
na mke wa kiongozi huyo kwa kitanda
na hapo ndipo masaibu yakamkumba
na kuamrishwa aondoke hapa nchini
kwa masaa aliopewa,” the dossier
concluded and so with an
exclamation: “Je, wewe kama shabiki
wake wamshauri vipi?”
Some Facebook responses were as
hilarious as the reports. One Job
Chilibasi reasoned that the news
would not stop a steamy affair as
‘watakutana huko bongo’ while Pettie
Nashipai added that ‘utamu wa
maisha, kipendacho roho
dawa...ashapata Hussein, ashapata
yake mbona mwamgeuzia?”
What more to add ...for that is this
week’s dispatch from the Coast!

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LEAFLETS IN BUSIA KWANGAMOR

Residents of
Kwangamor village in Teso South,
Busia County are living in fear
following circulation of leaflets
warning of attacks.
The leaflets warned of plans to end
the lives of certain individuals and
destruction of property.
Amukura East ward representative
Dick Omukaga said the locals are
now spending nights in bushes or
sugarcane plantations for fear of
being attacked.
The leaflets were dropped at the
Chief's office and Akobwait trading
centre last Friday bearing the
message: “From Lamu we are coming
to Teso (Akobwait village) to collect
the heads of 36 leaders and we shall
destroy all the property situated
along the road”.

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The EACC Questions MUTUA, GITHONGO

The Ethics and Anti Corruption
Commission (EACC) officials have
questioned Machakos Governor
Alfred Mutua over alleged corruption
in his County.

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Relief for counties as High Court deal frees funds

Fears of county governments
running dry on funds were eased
on Friday after the Controller of
Budget agreed to release the
money immediately.
The deal was sealed in the High
Court by lawyers representing
Members of County Assemblies,
the Commission on Revenue
Allocation and the Controller of
Budget. Mr Justice Isaac Lenaola
witnessed the signing of the
consent which allowed the county
governments to withdraw half of
their budgets.
According to the consent order,
Controller of Budget Agnes
Odhiambo is to release 50 per cent
of budget estimates for each of the
47 counties budget estimates for
2014/2015 Financial Year, pending
hearing and determination of the
petition.
“The funds must be released
immediately to counties as per
section 134 of the Public Finance
Management Act in respect to
County Budget Estimates for the
2014/2015 financial year,” reads
the order.
Justice Lenaola directed the CRA
and the Controller of Budget to file
their responses before the hearing
of the petition on August 29.
The development is a big relief to
county governments which had
warned that their operations may
grind to a halt if the funds are not
released in the next seven days.
MCAs from all the 47 counties
challenged a directive by the
Commission on Revenue Allocation
curtailing their spending of billions
of shillings.
Their lawyer, Prof Tom Ojienda,
submitted that CRA and the
Controller of Budget contravened
the Constitution as they had no
authority to direct how counties
spent the funds.
“The mandate of CRA is only to
recommend the basis for equitable
sharing of revenue raised by the
National Government to the
devolved governments.
“The Controller of Budget is only
mandated to ensure the funds are
released and has no mandate
deciding how the assemblies will
use them,” Prof Ojienda said.
Last month, CRA issued a directive
on budget ceilings to restrict
spending by MCAs and assemblies
following an outcry over wastage
of public funds through allowances
and foreign trips.
Under the new ceiling, the total
cost for funding new structures
under devolved units should not
exceed Sh13 billion of the total
amount allocated per year for the
executives and Sh17 billion for the
assemblies.
Curb misuse
The ceilings provided a limit of
spending by county executives and
county assemblies in a move meant
to curb misuse of resources and
cut down unnecessary recruitment
at the county governments.
The suit seeks orders suspending
the circular issued by the CRA and
an order compelling the Controller
of Budget to release county funds
as per the 2014/2015 budgetary
allocation for county governments.

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RUTO TWITTER ACCOUNT HACKED

William
Ruto’s twitter account
hacked
A hacker group referring themselves
as ‘Anonymous Kenya’ Friday evening
hacked Deputy President William
Ruto's twitter account and posted an
offensive tweet.

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Fire in kibera slum, riots

Rioting youth burnt tyres and
blocked the road near Nakumatt
Prestige to protest demolition of
their kiosks.

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DNG Disses Vera Sidika | One FM

Vera Sidika is not stopping at any
cost,she has taken her body
adjustments to a whole new
level.First it was her booty then her
complexion,she is in the “buy it if
you don’t have it” revolution.Yea we
totally get nowadays science has
made anything possible,even
creating your own clone,so our lady
is definitely going with the times.
Yesterday morning DNG the hype man
himself could not hide his
excitement on Vera’s new babies,she
must be on an agenda to drive
Kenyan men gaga,and making the
gay guys rethink their sexuality.In
my opinion i thought her bust was
all good,but who knows,i bet you
cannot judge a book by merely
looking at the cover right?Wait,or
has she been on push ups all this
while?
Based on the picture she posted her
implants look like two balloons
waiting to explode,though they are
just perfect.I bet soon Vee will be
doing a nose job then a lip
augmentation,and any other
adjustment ,we will be looking
forward to that and keep you
posted.Congrats on the boobies
Vera,work it!!
Here is DNG’s outburst at One fm
yesterday morning on Vera’s new twins,i
doubt if he was breathing OK,

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Road Accident in Kisumu East Near Nyamasaria at Rabuor

West
Kenya
region
registered
a
fatal
road
accident
that
occurred on 16.5.12 at around 8.00
am between 62 seater bus and a 14
seater nissan matatu at Rabuor next
to Nyamasaria in Kisumu.The nissan
was heading to Ahero. The bus
heading to Busia from Mombasa
avoided colliding with a matatu that
had stopped dangerously by the
road side to pick a passenger thus
collided with an oncoming
matatu.The bus veered off the
road ,rolled before landing on its
side killing two people instantly.
The West Kenya Region and Eplus
rushed 20 passengers who
succumbed to multiple injuries to
New Nyanza General Hospital.

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Vera Sidika enlarges her breasts

Turns out that while she was away,
Vera was busy growing her bust. She
debuted her new acquisitions on her
Instagram page.
This came as a shock to many seeing
how her bust earlier was pretty
damn good. Clearly, nothing is too
big for Sidika.
The reactions, naturally, were varied
with some Kenyans celebrating her
new look and others shaking their
heads in disappointment.

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Kabogo's son | Alvis kabogo

Kiambu County Governor William
Kabogo’s son is not shy about his
dad’s riches.
Alvin Kabogo ‘Junior’ a student at
University of Brighton in England
has been posting his expensive
lifestyle on Instagram. The videos
and photos are enough to launch
Kenya’s first ever ‘rich kids’ reality
show!
One of the posts is a screen shot of
Alvin having a conversation about a
Sh600,000 Dubai holiday getaway.
“Dubai sounds like a plan yallah tell
daddy “moneybags” to get you a
ticket lol @kabogojnr,” it reads.
On another post, the fun loving
Alvin poses with his father and the
President Uhuru Kenyatta in Kiambu.
The caption reads:
“On the grounds of Kiambu County
with papa and His Excellency The
President... #throwback #teamTNA
#exchangagram #instagood.”
Heads up snooped further and
bumped into a photo of Alvin and
his Caucasian girlfriend Elena. In
one video, the couple, rumoured to
have dated for the past six months,
are smoking and choking on
sheesha!
Alvin describes the woman as the
‘most beautiful gift ever’.
In other posts, he is sipping
expensive drinks with his white
friends.
The University of Brighton is a
thriving, multi campus university on
the South Coast of England. Being a
student outside the European Union
could only mean that Alvin, has to
pay ‘international’ tuition fees for
degree courses. His fees is
approximately Sh13 million per year!

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VAGINA HYGIENE | VIRGINA INFECTIONS

''HOW TO KEEP DA VAGINA/ PUSSY
CLEAN''
Step 1. Wax or trim the hair down
on your
vagina…hair traps odour and we
don’t want
that
Step 2. Stop douching(kueka
matissuepaper
nkt) It’s bad for the
vagina..it’s fucking up the Ph
balance in your
shit
Step 3. Do not wash your vagina
with
scented soaps and body wash…
use something
like dove white, or the unscented
version
Step 4. Invest in baby wipes or
the vaginal
wipes to carry with you in your
purse. Use
them after you use the restroom
if possible
Step 5. all vagina has a smell but
if yours is
awfully foul then you should see
your local
gynecologist. It may be something
serious
Step 6. A lot of people don’t know
this but
actually having a lot of
unprotected sex with
multiple people can make your
vagina smell
Step 7. if and when you fuck raw
please do it
with 1 person. You’re switching
bodily fluids
and bacteria with another person.
Step 8. This is so basic but wash
your ass
every day! You have a vagina and
you need to
keep it clean. You are not a MAN
ok.
And that is how you keep a clean
vagina!
Ladies no man should have any
problem
going down on you if you follow
those 8 steps!

OSHA KUMA AFTER KUNIA KWA
CHOO. Baff!!!!!!!!

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UoN comrades arrested

Three UoN comrades arrested for
drinking before
Mututho time. SONU Chair Babu
Owino goes to
Central Police Station and releases
them. Gives them
alcohol which they again drink right
in front of
Central Police. Of course, before
Mututho time.

One word for Babu Owino and the
comrades

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KDF AND GOVERNMENT WEBSITE HACKED

KDF and spokemans
twitter accounts hacked today.
Kenya defence forces and
spokesman’s twitter accounts have
been hacked by group Anonymous.
The group also hacked a government
agent website.

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Kipkaren | Webuye accident

At least four people lost their lives
and 15 others were injured after a
truck lost control and overturned
at Kipkaren market near Webuye
on Sunday.
The affected people were trapped
beneath the truck and all of them
have since been removed and
taken to hospital according to
Kenya RedCross officials.
Kenya RedCross Director of
External Relations and Resource
Mobilization Wario Waita said
RedCross volunteers have managed
to take all the people who were
injured to hospital.
Sunday is a market day in
Kipkaren area hence the high
number of people affected by the
accident.
The late evening incident
happened after the lorry said was
destined to Malaba lost its breaks
and crushed people by the road
side.
Struggled uphill
According to eye witnesses the
lorry was loaded and while it
struggled uphill, it reversed at a
high speed and overturned, hence
causing deaths.
"The lorry was heavily loaded and
upon losing breaks, it reversed so
fast and toppled, crashing those on
the way side," said Japhet
Elichotigo, an eye witness.
Police arrived at the scene and
collected bodies, among them a
young boy between ages of 12 and
15.
The number of people dying on
road accidents remains high in
Kenya despite efforts by the
government to bring it down.

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Fresh Lamu bus attacks, 5 killed, 8 seriously injured

Five people including one
policeman were killed while eight
others were injured when armed
gunmen attacked a Tahmeed bus in
Lamu County. Among the eight
injured were four policemen and
four bus

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OGOPA DJS LATEST NEWS, NEW ARTIST

Word on street has it that top
Kenyan artists signed to Ogopa
deejay have been kicked out
unceremoniously and their
contracts terminated.
According to sources, the studio’s
CEO, Lucas, is an angry man after
the artists bad-mouthed his woes
through the media.
The studio has been experiencing
massive financial losses and it’s at
the brink of collapse.
Most of the signed artists in the
embattled studio have been all
over the media talking ill of their
boss.
Last week, “Matata” hit maker,
Kenzo, who is among the affected
artists told a local publication that
there is a lot of con-games,
favouritism and mismanagement
at Ogopa and as a result, he has
also been shown the door.
Other artists who have also been
kicked out of the South B based
studio include, Colonel Mustapha,
Marya and Avril. They have been
labeled “traitors” for leaking
Ogopa’s troubles to the public.
Surprisingly, most of the artists
whose contracts have been
terminated had their projects
underway in the studio and they
fear all their efforts will go to the
dogs.
In this entire saga, “Kioo” hit
maker, Jaguar, seems to have the
last laugh as he had foreseen the
studio’s collapse and many
predicted his downfall after he
ditched the stable that discovered
him.
However, he has been releasing
massive hits, proving all haters
wrong. Will Ogopa deejays stand
the test of time? Well, only time
will tell.

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7 Reasons you should sleep naked

Good afternoon guys!!!

How Was Your Night
And Did You Sleep
Naked Last Night?
Here Are 7 Reasons
Why You Should Be
Sleeping Naked..

(1). Sleeping naked
allows smooth blood
circulation.

(2). Sleeping naked is
good for people
suffering insomnia.

(3). It streamlines
and accelerates the
skin processes by
uninterrupted air
flow.

(4). When you sleep,
there is a release of
anti-aging hormones.
Sleeping with clothes
on disrupts this cycle.

(5). Women should
note that sleeping
naked is good for
their private parts.

(6). Though it is
normal to have some
bacteria and yeasts in
your genitals, too
much heat can
promote their
overgrowth and that
is dangerous. So, air
the area by sleeping
naked.

(7). For couples,
sleeping naked
enhances your
relationship..

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RAILA ODINGA has no University Degree | Metal Work Certificate

REVEALED: RAILA ODINGA has no
University Engineering Degree –
Only a Metal Work Certificate
We can now authoritatively
report that former Prime Minister
Raila Odinga has no recognised
University degree, and he has
been lying to the public for over
4 decades.
According to Otto Von Guericke
Universitat Magdeburg website,
the technical college, where
Raila purports to have attained
his degree became a University
in 1987.
Raila Odinga finished his studies
in 1970’s when the college was
offering craftsmanship certificates
for West German students who
specialized in Wood.Work and
Metal Work courses.
According to some insiders from
the University who mailed us the
information, Raila was awarded a
certificate in metal work with
many African students attending
the college specialising in
carpentry and joinery.
If you doubt the shocking
revelations you can check
on Wikipedia and see that Otto
Von Guericke Universitat
Magdeburg became a University
in 1987!
So Raila Odinga who brags to be
an Engineer by profession has no
degree and he only has a Metal
Work Certificate from Otto Von
Guericke Technical College.

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William ruto tells school heads ==>

Deputy President William Ruto has
told school heads to ensure money
given by government is used well.

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ALVINA GACHUGU, LOOK AT THIS YOUNG SEXY B*CH IN NAIROBI,,,, UlalaH

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Nakuru Governor Kinuthia Mbugua on Friday urged the High Court to punish two MPs

Nakuru Governor Kinuthia Mbugua
on Friday urged the High Court to
punish two MPs for funding
hawkers to reconstruct sheds
demolished by county askaris.
Mr Mbugua said Nakuru Town
East MP David Gikaria and his
Nakuru Town West counterpart
Samuel Arama blatantly
disregarded court orders last
weekend and led hawkers in
reconstructing the sheds on road
reserves.
According to Mr Mbugua, the
orders issued by Justice Hellen
Omondi had directed the county
government and Mr Gikaria to
maintain the status quo whereby
no more demolition should take
place and no shed should be
rebuilt.
Through lawyer Tom Ojienda, the
governor said the two MPs had
vowed to continue providing funds
for reconstructing, saying it was
against his pledge to Nakuru
residents to make the town as
"clean as it was in the seventies."
TOWN'S IMAGE 'TARNISHED'
Mr Mbugua said the order denied
him a chance to "clean" all towns
of unplanned "ugly" structures he
blamed for insecurity.
“The legislator has been assisting
vendors to rebuild the demolished
structures,” Mr Ojienda told court.
Mr Gikaria obtained an injunction
stopping the demolitions, saying
poor hawkers had no other source
of income.
The court directed that the two
MPs attend court on November 12,
when the application seeking to
stop the demolitions will be heard.
But Mr Mbugua said all stalls
within the Central Business District
would be demolished on the
grounds that they were tarnishing
the town’s image and that they
hampered his government’s bid to
make Nakuru secure and investor-
friendly.
SELF-HELP GROUPS
The demolitions first started in the
industrial area section of the town,
targeting hundreds of makeshift
food kiosks constructed next to the
busy Nakuru-Eldoret highway.
He urged traders to form self-help
groups, which they would use to
engage the planning department in
seeking solutions to the challenges
related to hawking.
The governor said the county
government would only allow
"beautifully made" stalls to be
constructed on selected road
reserves, saying haphazard
constructions had made the town,
once voted as the cleanest in
Africa, ugly and filthy.
In the past few months, stalls have
also been demolished around
Nakuru’s Afraha Stadium, Shabab
area, Langa Langa, Free Area,
Kiundu and Barnabas in the
outskirts of the town.

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Kambi Kazungu kicks Atwoli, FKE CEO from NSSF board of trustees

Francis Atwoli (left), the secretary
general of the Central Organization
of Trade Unions, speaking with
Labour Cabinet Secretary Kazungu
Kambi during Labour Day
celebrations at Uhuru Park on May
1, 2014.
Labour Cabinet Secretary Kazungu
Kambi has removed Francis
Atwoli, the general secretary of the
Central Organisation of Trade
Unions (Cotu), from the National
Social Security Fund (NSSF) board
of trustees.
Also removed Friday was
Federation of Kenya Employers
(FKE) Chief Executive Officer
Jacqueline Mugo.
Mr Kambi said the two trustees
had served for more than two
terms.
The NSSF board of trustees
includes representatives from
Cotu, FKE, the Ministry of Labour
and the Ministry of Finance.
The chairman of the board is Mr
Adan Mohamed. Other members
are Mr Richard Langat, Mr Fred
Rabong’o, Dr Cleopa Mailu, Mr
Cornelius Nyang’un, Mrs Beatrice
Kituyi and Mr Joseph Kinyua.

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KENYAN JOKES, FACTS ~ ALVINA GACHUGU

NIAJE WAZITO,

**********************
Have you Noticed?

1. If you suck one nipple, the
woman herself offers the other
one. And that was the origin of
"buy one get one free"!
2. Everything on a woman's upper
body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body
with a "P" Peticoat, panties,
pussy...No wonder men suffer
from high B P!
3. Before sex, you help each other
get naked. After sex, you dress
only yourself. Moral: In life no one
helps you once you're screwed.
4. Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but
nobody knows how many times
you got screwed to achieve it.
5. What is the difference between
frustration and satisfaction? What
the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
6. 3 people having sex is a
threesome, 2 is a twosome. So
next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a
compliment!
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it
becomes hard for no reason.
8. Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's
panties wet, not her eyes. A wife
is supposed to make her
husband's dick hard, not his
life..!
When a lady is pregnant, all her
friends touch her stomach and
say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch
the man's Penis and say "Well
done!".
Moral: Hard work is never
appreciated: Only result matters..

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KENYAN JOKES 2014, Throwback! SHENG LANGUAGE

Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno “KUKU”… (15 Mks)

- kuku yule ni mpenzi wa
njoroge.

- l am a KUKUyu from Nyeri
COWnty

- Hi! am Mwangi frm Nyeri.KUKUmiss nayo!

- Siku Hizi KUKU amekuwa
mtamu na mapenzi..nkt!!!!
mayai ya kuku kutoka nyeri
sikuli ngo!

- My husBIRD is so HENsome!
Mwangi amenunua KUKUmanga

- Mundu wa nyomba #alimanga kuku na ugali usiku.

- Mwanaume wa nyeri alimwaga baada ya bibi yake kumwam kukumiss nayo…,

#Adisia

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Lulu Akaki

Lulu Akaki is a
trained
journalist, writer
and a social
media manager.
She loves spoken word, live music
performances, photography and is a
bookaholic with an addiction for
romance novels. She has a phobia
of the unknown.

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JUST FOR LAUGHS, BEER

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 4
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: 200/=
Woman: And how long have you been
drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs 200 and you have 4
beers a day which puts your spending each
month at 24,000. In one year, it would be
approximately 288,000/=, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend 288,000, not
accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts
your spending at 5,760,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink
so much beer that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past
20 years, you could have now bought a Range
Rover?
(Man gets pissed off)
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: What color is your Range Rover.?!
Woman: ( SILENT )

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Student Centre Annex k.u

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Photos Sara Karay's "In Your Face" Fashion Event

Photos Sara Karay's "In Your Face" Fashion Event

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Odinga immortalised as Bondo University College gets Charter

President Kibaki signs the Charter
at Jaramogi Oginga Odinga
University of Science and
Technology.
Excitement engulfed Bondo town a
couple of days ago when President
Mwai Kibaki granted a Charter to
Bondo University College and
renamed it Jaramogi Oginga Odinga
University of Science and Technology
(JOOUST). It now becomes the 16th
full-fledged public university in
Kenya.
The President who arrived in the
company of Prime Minister, Raila
Odinga and a host of other local
leaders had earlier in the morning
laid a wreath of flowers at the
mausoleum of Oginga Odinga
(Kang’o Ka Jaramogi) before
proceeding to the university to
honour and immortalise the
country’s founding Vice- President.
He was given a rousing welcome by
members of the university
management, local leaders and the
neighbouring community before
signing the charter and visitors’
book. The Head of State viewed a
display of the university’s master
plan, planted a ceremonial tree and
unveiled a plaque to commemorate
the award of the Charter. He also
cut a ribbon and unveiled a
commemorative plaque to officially
open the new Bondo Hostels before
being taken on a guided tour of the
university by the acting Vice-
Chancellor, Prof. Stephen Gaya
Agong’. The President and his
entourage then proceeded to the
main dais in a procession led by the
Kenya Police Band where the main
events of the day kicked off in
earnest.
A series of activities including
entertainment and speeches were
undertaken before the Secretary to
the Commission for University
Education (CUE), Prof David Some
invited the President to read the
Citationand award the Charter and
present Instruments of Authority
(Mace, Logo and Seal) and
Accreditation Report to the
Chairman of JOOUST Council
Chairman, Titus Gateere.
Gateere received the instruments
before installing Prof Jonathan Ole
Karei as the new Chancellor of
JOOUST who then passed on the
above instruments to Prof. Agong’.
Wild cheers and ululations rent the
air when Prof Agong’ carried the
Mace aloft for members of
congregation to see.
Lands Minister, James Orengo and
his Immigration counterpart, Otieno
Kajwang’ who were present during
the event thanked the President for
elevating the institution to a full-
fledged university status adding that
no leader in the history of the
country had ever transformed the
Education sector the way Kibaki had
done. They wished him well in his
retirement. Regional Development
Minister, Fred Gumo challenged
residents of Bondo to work hard in
academics in order to get admission
to the university warning that the
facility won’t admit any student
without the right qualifications.
Higher Education, Science and
Technology Minister, Prof Margaret
Kamar reminded students that being
in the university was an opportunity
of a lifetime and warned them never
to waste or squander it. She noted
that the location of the university
provided a good opportunity to carry
out water research and engage in
agri-business, production of
renewable energy and international
tourism.
The outgoing area MP, Dr Oburu
Odingawho spoke on behalf of the
Odinga family being the eldest, gave
a moving account on how they had
struggled to bring the university to
Bondo. Dr Oburu who is also the
Finance Assistant Minister thanked
Kibaki for elevating the institution to
a full-fledged university and for
immortalising Oginga Odinga. Dr
Oburu described his late father as a
lover of education and a
mathematician of outstanding
repute. Raila narrated to the packed
and attentive audience how his
father used to trek a distance of 30
miles from Maranda to Maseno
carrying a desk to do examinations
in the late 20s and early 30s.
He thanked Kibaki for elevating the
university and naming it after his
father adding that it was the most
befitting honour to the late Jaramogi
Oginga Odinga. Raila called on
universities in the country to
develop products that will aid
industrialisation adding that the
issue of quality and relevance in
training must be addressed.
When he rose to speak, Kibaki gave a
glowing tribute to the late Oginga
Odinga describing him as one of the
most patriotic and gallant heroes in
the country’s history of liberation
struggle and the return to multi-
party politics in 1992.
“I got to know Oginga Odinga when
I was lecturing Economics at
Makerere University in Uganda. He
used to visit us on a number of
occasions to encourage us to come
back home and join the
independence struggle.
Eventually, I agreed, came back to
the country and he appointed me
the Executive Officer of KANU. I am
so indebted to him because he
convinced me to leave my teaching
job and join politics,” recounted
Kibaki. He urged students of the
university to emulate and live by the
ideals that Oginga Odinga stood for
in life.
Kibaki called on members of the
university management to
continuously benchmark with the
best universities all over the world
in matters of science and technology.
He also urged the university to carry
out research on malaria and water
borne diseases that are prevalent in
Nyanza Province. He encouraged
both foreign and local investors to
partner with universities in provision
of quality education.

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Arsenal signs Debuchy

Arsenal to complete £10m Debuchy
move on Thursday
Arsenal will finally complete the 10
million pound signing of Newcastle
defender Mathieu Debuchy on
Thursday. The France international
will replace Bacary Sagna who leff
the Gunners for Manchester City.

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Prof Jonathan ole Karei collapsed and die, UNIVERSITY CHANCELLOR DIES AFTER COLLAPSING

Chancellor of Jaramogi Oginga
Odinga University of Science and
Technology Prof Jonathan ole Karei
collapsed and died in a plane at
the Eldoret Airport on Wednesday
morning just as he was about to fly
to Nairobi.
Doctors tried to resuscitate in vain.
Prof Jonathan ole Karei is the
institution’s first chancellor after
his appointment by former
President Mwai Kibaki.
The university’s vice-chancellor
Prof Stephen Agong said the death
came as a surprise.
“The death of Prof ole Karei is
most untimely, coming just after
his appointment and officiating our
inaugural graduation ceremony in
May this year.
"We have received with shock and
disbelief the sad news of the
sudden death of our chancellor,”
he said in a press statement.
“The entire Jooust fraternity will
remember Prof ole Karei as an
astute scholar, a humble leader
and a selfless philanthropist who
has touched the lives many
intellectuals and ordinary people
alike,” he said.
Prof ole Karei graduated with a
Bachelor of Arts degree in political
science and history from the US-
based Philander Smith College in
1963.
He was appointed assistant
professor of Political Science and
Geography at the Voorhees College
in 1966.
He then served in South Carolina
State University between 1974 and
1977 before he was appointed the
chief academic officer of Moi
University between 1984 and 2013.

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Lecturer dies after drinking illicit brew

6 more people succumbed to the
adulterated alcohol in Nandi and
Uasin Gishu counties, raising the
death toll to 28…….. The latest
victims include a high school teacher
and a lecturer in a local institution.
This comes as four people are
arrested in Nandi County in
connection with the deadly liquor.

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When The Condom Breaks During Sex

There are times when in the heat of
the moment something goes wrong.
Sometimes the CD is too old or
damaged hence it breaks. Other
times it is not put on properly
which can cause a malfunction as
well. So if you find yourself in this
predicament, what do you do next?
When a CD breaks the partners
involved are at risk for HIV and
other STDs as well as pregnancy.
There are some responsible actions
that you can take to reduce your
risk of getting any of them.

HIV Prevention: The first thing
that both you and your partnern
should do when a CD breaks is go
pee and carefully wash your private
tools. Then you and your partner
should get tested and it should be
done as soon as possible and then
again after three months. You
should also ask the doctor for a
PEP (postexposure prophylaxis)
which is an HIV treatment for the
morning after an accident. It’s
expensive but worth it.
The treatment is taken over a
month and should be started right
away. They are still effective 72
hours after a c0ndom breaks but
are most effective when taken
immediately. The treatment does
have side effects such as extreme
fatigue and nausea.
Pregnancy Prevention : For the
ladies, the Plan B morning-after pill
is the most effective way to prevent
pregnancy after a CD break
accident. It is most effective when
taken right away but can be taken
up to 72 hours after. It is
recommended that you buy Plan B
before anything happens just so
that you have it on hand instead of
having to make time to go to a
pharmacy after an accident
happens. The side effects of Plan B
include abdominal pain, nausea,
fatigue, menstrual changes, and
headaches.
To prevent accidents from
happening in the first place make
sure that the CDs that you are using
are placed properly, and are not
expired or old. Preventing CD
breaks in the first place is your
first line of defense. Also don’t be
too rough during s*x.

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Police jokes 2014

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors
house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe
me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house

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JKUAT Student burnt to death

JKUAT Student burnt beyond recognition as boyfriend becomes suspect!!
Police have launched investigations into the
death of a twenty-year-old JKUAT
university student burnt beyond
recognition in her room. Neighbors
point a finger at her boyfriend who
raised the alarm but police have
urged members of the public to wait
for the results of the post-mortem
examination.

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Names of Lamu attackers

Intelligence reports say that Idris
Kamau, a Kenyan of Kikuyu ethnicity,
was the mastermind of the spate of
terror attacks in Lamu that have so
far claimed 87 lives. This information
is contained in a report prepared by
the National Intelligence Service
(NIS) and sent to police stations in
the Coast region on June 4.
The alert also indicated that a
former Kenya Defence Forces (KDF)
soldier, Abu Jamal, is in charge of a
cell of the Al Shabaab fighters in
Mombasa said to be planning more
attacks in the region.
The report said Kamau and his group
of fighters are currently hiding in
the depths of the vast Boni Forest,
where they are believed to have set
up an operations camp.
The alert said that the attackers
were planning to carry out more
raids in Mokowe and Kipini in Lamu
County, Ijara, Garsen and Malindi in
Kilifi County on unspecified dates.
The brief report, which has been
seen by The Standard on Sunday,
further warned that the planned
attack in Malindi is to be a massive
one involving about 150 fighters
divided into three groups. It further
warned that the two field
commanders of the terror group are
planning to recruit more Muslim
youth in Mombasa to undergo
training for their jihadist causes at
an unestablished location in or near
the port city.
We could not immediately establish
further details about the two Al
Shabaab commanders from security
forces who became uncooperative
when we asked for further
clarification. Although the officers
were not given pictures of the two
suspects, the names constitute a
major development in unravelling
the mystery of the attackers who
have struck fear in the hearts of
Lamu residents.

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Esther Mwende Macharia Radio maisha is too hot & s€xy, single. PHOTO

Esther Mwende Macharia

Radio maisha Esther Mwende Macharia

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Argentina wins world cup 2014 | German

Thomas Muller has warned
Germany that Argentina will be
desperate to atone for back-to-back
quarterfinal defeats against his
side by winning on Sunday.
Die Mannschaft secured a 4-0
victory over the South Americans in
the last eight of the 2010 South
Africa World Cup after attaining a
4-2 win on penalties over the team
at the same stage in the 2006
tournament in Germany.
Muller stressed that Argentina
would be especially keen to avoid a
third failure in as many World
Cups against his team, adding that
all of Germany's previous wins
would quickly be forgotten if it
finished as runner up on Sunday.

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University rankings in kenya 2014 - Latest

Latest Kenya University rankings 2014:
1.) University of Nairobi 9
2.) Kenyatta University 34
3.) Strathmore University Nairobi 36
4.) Egerton University 65
5.) JKUAT 82
6.) Maseno University 126
7.) African Virtual University 131
8.) Moi University 137
9.) Kenya Methodist University 167
10.) Presbyterian University College 169
11.) Catholic University of Eastern Africa 198
12.) Mount Kenya University 201
13.) Daystar University 223
14.) KCA University 226
15.) Africa International University 253
16.) MMUST 256
17.) University of Eastern Africa Baraton 271
18.) USIU 272
19.) Pwani University College 283
20.) Kabarak University 332

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University rankings in kenya 2014 - Latest

Latest Kenya University rankings 2014:
1.) University of Nairobi 9
2.) Kenyatta University 34
3.) Strathmore University Nairobi 36
4.) Egerton University 65
5.) JKUAT 82
6.) Maseno University 126
7.) African Virtual University 131
8.) Moi University 137
9.) Kenya Methodist University 167
10.) Presbyterian University College 169
11.) Catholic University of Eastern Africa 198
12.) Mount Kenya University 201
13.) Daystar University 223
14.) KCA University 226
15.) Africa International University 253
16.) MMUST 256
17.) University of Eastern Africa Baraton 271
18.) USIU 272
19.) Pwani University College 283
20.) Kabarak University 332

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Arme kudedi ju ya tei/ gej- VIA SHENG LANGUAGE

Kuna arme flani alilazimishwa ku
take tot kinde na sita (16) za makali
na azikunywe na dakika salasa. Akiwa
kwa harakati ya kunywaku aka
lemewa na aka anza kumwaora. Na
hakuna venye msee mwingine
angemsaidia kunywaku. Hata wife wa
kwake alikuwa hasapo lakini
hangemsaidia kunywaku juu ilikua
dare ya aina yake.
Sa vile boiz
alianza kumwaora, wife alikuwa
anataka kumsaidia lakini du. Hata
ma arme wenzake na wasee hu serve
kwa baesa hawange eza kumwokolea.
Sasa ikabaki mjamaa
amekamanyuria.
Doki anadaisha
boiz alikamanyuria juu ya kukata tei
mob sana at once na mwili
haingeweza kuihandle.

Tunaingiza time ya mabash na watu
kujibamba kwa mabaesa, mtaani nini
nini, tunaomba tu, ka huwezani na
tei, temana tu nayo jo!

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song transfer to Chelsea, man utd, van gaal

Man Utd, Chelsea chase Song
Manchester United and Chelsea are
both interested in bringing former
Arsenal man Alex Song back to the
Premier League. Barcelona has made
the Cameroonian available for
transfer for a fee of 20 million
pounds.

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Changamwe Police Station in Mombasa County attacked

Changamwe Police Station in
Mombasa County attacked
by heavily armed gunmen
who drove into the
compound and opened fire.

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Neymar: Messi deserves to win the World Cup

Neymar has backed fellow
Barcelona star Lionel Messi ahead
of Argentina's World Cup final with
Germany, insisting the 27-year-old
deserves the victory.
La Albiceleste progressed to
Sunday's showpiece after defeating
the Netherlands 4-2 on penalties
on Wednesday, overcoming Louis
van Gaal's side after an uneventful
0-0 draw.
Despite the traditional animosity
between Brazil and Argentina,
Neymar insists that he would be
delighted if it was Messi that lifted
the World Cup trophy at the
Maracana, calling him a worthy
winner.
"Messi deserves to win the World
Cup," the 22-year-old told a press
conference. "He's my friend, I wish
him the best."
Argentina and Germany meet in
the World Cup final for the third
time, with Die Mannschaft
victorious in 1990 and the South
Americans winning in 1986.
Neymar, who is out injured after
suffering a fractured vertebra
against Colombia in the
quarterfinals, will watch on as
Brazil faces the Netherlands in
Saturday's third-place play off.

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Nigeria ikadungwa sasi na FIFA, SHENG 2014

Imebaki team za futa Nigeria
zimegeiwa sasi na FIFA baada yaku
chuja wasee wa Nigeria Football
Federation(NFF), na kureplace na
sole administrator. FIFA inadai
watachorea kuwakazi kwa shuguli za
futa once wamechagua executive
committee ya (NFF) yenye inafaa.
Kulingana na hii statement ilikuwa
inadaisha NFF haitaweza wakilisha
kwa mechi zozote zenye zitafanyika
regional, continental ama
international zikiaffect hadi level za
ma klabu na friendly matches.
Juu ya hii risto sasa team ya kidem
ya Nigeria under-20 haitaweza
wakilisha kwa Women World Cup
2014 husuko Canada na zitakuwa
zinaanza hapo 5 August 2014.
Kama Nigeria haita lift hiyo burn by
15 July then hawa madem hawata
weza kuwakilisha nchi yao.
Gava ya Nigeria inadaisha hii move
ilikuwa essential ili waweze
kuchagua wasee wanafaa kwa hizo
post za NFF, juu team ya Nigeria
imekuwa ikiperform viudu sana.
Tunacheki NFF President Aminu
Maigari alidandiwa na ma mbang’a
alipo dondoka ndege akitoka Brazil
baada ya kuchujwa kwa round 2 ya
FIFA World Cup 2014 husuko Brazil.
Ata hivyo Maigari alirudi aka
achiliwa baada ya maidhaa kiasi
kushinda rundema.
Kulingana na laws za FIFA gova
haifaikushugulika na shuguli zozote
za futa za kuchuja wasee wa local
body.

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Andrew Kabogo flaunts her 'babe'

Kiambu Governor William Kabogo's
children, like their father, are not
shy when it comes to showing off
their lavish lifestyles.
A month ago, Heads Up wrote about
Alvin Kabogo, also known as Kabogo
Junior, a student at the University of
Brighton, England; after he posted
his pictures on Instagram.
Recently, we bumped into the
governor's eldest son, Andrew
Kabogo who is a replica of the
father.
Andrew is not an extreme showoff
like his younger brother Alvin, whose
videos and photos on Instagram
have the potential of launching
Kenya's first ever rich kids reality
show.
Andrew 'unveiled' his super-hot
'babe' only known as Sana on his
Twitter page.
On the photo caption, he wrote:
"Happy birthday to the babe..."
We are not quite sure why he ended
the sentence such, but this might
be 'the one' as on a different
occasion, he captions what seems to
be a lunch date photo: "Enjoying
Chinese with the babe!"
Just like his brother Alvin, Andrew is
a big supporter of his father's
political career. His Facebook profile
picture is of him with his dad at a
political function in Kiambu.
Andrew, as expected, went to
Brookhouse School and judging from
his photos, he graduated recently
from a university abroad.
According to his profile, he is
currently based in Mombasa. Andrew
and his babe's relationship now
enters Heads Up's 'To Follow List'.
We will fill you in as soon as we
hear wedding bells!

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SCHOLARI: "German is bullshit, nkt"

Brazil boss Luiz Felipe Scolari said
he had experienced the worst day
of his life after seeing his side lose
7-1 at home to Germany in the
World Cup semifinal at Estadio
Mineirao on Tuesday.
Scolari had claimed prior to the
match that his team could cope
without the injured Neymar and
suspended skipper Thiago Silva,
but Brazil soon capitulated against
Joachim Low's men and found itself
5-0 down after half an hour.
"It's the worst day of my life,"
Scolari said after the game. "We
ask for forgiveness for the result
and we thank the fans for their
support even during this defeat."
And he added: "I am responsible
for the catastrophic result. I made
the choices. I am responsible.
After the first goal went in we
became disorganized and after that
it was one goal after another.
There was no time to change
anything.
"This is a loss of catastrophic
proportions, it's the worst loss in
our history, but we have to learn
how to deal with it."
Scolari says Neymar's absence had
nothing to do with the defeat and
admitted that Germany had just
been better than his side.
"Neymar is one of the team, but he
is a striker and he wouldn't have
helped us defend those moves,"
the Brazil boss said. "There's no
reason to think it would have been
different with Neymar.
"Let's not try to find an excuse
with Neymar. What happened is
that Germany imposed themselves
in a few moments which defined
the match. Germany made use of
those moments and it's nothing to
do with Neymar."
The 65-year-old now hopes his
players can pick themselves up in
time for Saturday's match for third
and fourth place against either
Argentina or Netherlands.
"I will have to wait until Saturday
to see how they will react," he
said. "Before that we will look at
this match again to see what went
wrong and how we can improve,
Life goes on."

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Top reasons you should have sex everyday ~ Inbox kenya

If you thought that the only
benefit of sex was, well, pleasure,
here's some news for you. Making
love is good for adults. And making
love regularly is even better.
Not only does it help you sleep
well, relieve stress and burn
calories, there are also several
other reasons why you need to
have sex more often.

Improves cardiovascular health
A
recent study says that men who
have sex more than twice a week,
have a lesser risk of getting a heart
attack, than men who had sex less
than once a month.

Increases immunity Regular
lovemaking increases the level of
the immune-boosting antibody
immunoglobulin A (IgA), which in
turn makes your body stronger
against illnesses like the common
cold and fever.

Reduces stress Stressed out with
work or family problems? Don't let
it affect your performance in the
bedroom. Not only will having sex
improve your mood, but a study
has also proven that folks, who
indulge in regular bedroom
activities can handle stress better
and are happier people.

Relieves pain If you're using a
headache as an excuse to not make
love, stop doing that. Have sex
instead, because, when you're
about to have an orgasm, the level
of the hormone oxytocin increases
by five times. This endorphin
actually reduces aches and pains.

Promotes longevity When one has
an orgasm, a hormone called
dehydroepiandrosterone is
released. This improves immunity,
repairs tissue and keeps the skin
healthy. Men, who have at least
two orgasms a week, live longer
than men who have sex just once
every few weeks.

Increases blood circulation
Because your heart rate increases
when you have sex, fresh blood is
supplied to your organs and cells.
While used blood is removed, the
body also expels toxins and other
materials that cause you to feel
tired.

You sleep better The sleep that
you get just after you've made love
will be much more relaxed. Getting
a good night's sleep will make you
feel alert and overall healthy.

Improves body fitness
If you
find going to the gym mundane or
working out at home a task, here's
another way to help you lose the
flab and keep in shape. Regular sex
will do wonders for your waistline.
Half an hour of lovemaking burns
more than 80 calories.

Increases levels of Oestrogen and
testosterone In men, the hormone
testosterone is what makes them
more passionate in the sack. Not
only will it make you feel way
better in bed, but it also improves
your muscles and bones, keeps your
heart healthy and keeps a check on
your cholesterol. In women, on the
other hand, the hormone oestrogen
protects them against heart disease
and also determines a woman's
body scent

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President Uhuru Kenyatta with Prof Olive Mugenda, Kenyatta university administration complex

Universities should start projects
that not only advance their
academic mandate, but also benefit
communities, President Kenyatta
said on Wednesday.
Mr Kenyatta said if universities
used their resources prudently,
they would impact lives, both
within and outside their campuses.
This, he said, would be achieved
with strong public-private
partnerships.
“We shall readily support projects
owned by universities but whose
benefits trickle down to
communities around the
institutions. We are impressed at
the ongoing infrastructure projects
at Kenyatta University,” said the
President.
GRADUATE SCHOOL
Mr Kenyatta spoke at the
university on Wednesday when he
opened an administration complex
and unveiled the university’s
graduate school.
The President said the university’s
two hospital projects were the
most innovative health projects by
any university in the country.
He was referring to the 600-bed
KU research and referral hospital
that was commissioned in
November 2012 and will be
complete in October next year.
Work on a 300 bed hospital purely
for children will begin next month.
It was allocated Sh500 million in
the Budget.
Vice chancellor Olive Mugenda said
the infrastructure coming up
would cater for the increasing
enrolment.
“From 15,000 students when I took
over in 2006, we now have 65,000
students. We also opened eight
campuses,” said Prof Mugenda.

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